Rob's LEGOland (56k warning, large pictures)
Posted: 2005-06-15 05:59pm
I don't think I've ever showed off my LEGO collection before. Have a look!
The whole collection. HUGE pic.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/entire.jpg
The airport is invaded by pseudo-Luddites and pirates. I do not know why there is a shuttle launchpad behind the terminal. Nothing makes sense in Rob's LEGOland.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/airport1.jpg
Airport runways, far too short, and surrounding highways. Sir Legolot is about to cause a huge, fiery accident. Blood will spill.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/airport2.jpg
Chaos in LEGOland Bay as a pirate ship fires cannons straight into innocent people. Boatloads of pirates (very stupid pirates, notice the cannon in the rowboat) ready themselves to loot, rape and pillage. One intrepid ship captain tries to rope over to the pirate ship only to be strangled to death. A desert island jail, not fifty feet from shore, contains a single rotting skeleton. The other sail ship is one my father left behind.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/ocean.jpg
The ugliest ambulance in the universe, apparently controlled by two antennas. The theme of a massive accident in progress continues as the EMS technician hangs onto the stretcher for dear life. For unknown reasons a truck carrying racers decides to unload at that very spot.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/ambulance.jpg
The whole racing truck, parked in front of the jail, scoffing at concepts like "law" and "order". Behind them, the police captain takes his speedboat out for a day on the waves. Little does he know...
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/jail2.jpg
More of the jail. Low-capacity because most prisoners don't survive the night.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/jail.jpg
That's it for the town stuff.
Here is a dual scientific expedition to the Glass Shelf Planet. The Ice Planet guys prepare a thermonuclear missi--orbital research satellite.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/iceandunitron.jpg
The Blacktron base, right next to them, presumably monitoring their progress with suspicion. Or is it a huge conspiracy? The world may never know.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/blacktron.jpg
M-tron and the Space Police fight back an assault from the vile Spyrius pirate clan. I give them even odds.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy1.jpg
Spyrius has been intercepting transmissions of an odd game known as "Base Ball". Practice makes perfect.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy2.jpg
Spyrius seems to have a thing for pincer arms.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy3.jpg
OK, that's it for the setups. Here are some solo shots. This one is the coolest LEGO plane I've ever had. I conned my dad into buying it for me.
Redskirt the Pirate. His booty is a plastic BB. I think my sister built this one.
The ugliest medical ship in the universe. One of my brother's.
Yellow Death, the ugliest ship ever made. It has severe problems with life support.
The whole collection. HUGE pic.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/entire.jpg
The airport is invaded by pseudo-Luddites and pirates. I do not know why there is a shuttle launchpad behind the terminal. Nothing makes sense in Rob's LEGOland.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/airport1.jpg
Airport runways, far too short, and surrounding highways. Sir Legolot is about to cause a huge, fiery accident. Blood will spill.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/airport2.jpg
Chaos in LEGOland Bay as a pirate ship fires cannons straight into innocent people. Boatloads of pirates (very stupid pirates, notice the cannon in the rowboat) ready themselves to loot, rape and pillage. One intrepid ship captain tries to rope over to the pirate ship only to be strangled to death. A desert island jail, not fifty feet from shore, contains a single rotting skeleton. The other sail ship is one my father left behind.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/ocean.jpg
The ugliest ambulance in the universe, apparently controlled by two antennas. The theme of a massive accident in progress continues as the EMS technician hangs onto the stretcher for dear life. For unknown reasons a truck carrying racers decides to unload at that very spot.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/ambulance.jpg
The whole racing truck, parked in front of the jail, scoffing at concepts like "law" and "order". Behind them, the police captain takes his speedboat out for a day on the waves. Little does he know...
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/jail2.jpg
More of the jail. Low-capacity because most prisoners don't survive the night.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/jail.jpg
That's it for the town stuff.
Here is a dual scientific expedition to the Glass Shelf Planet. The Ice Planet guys prepare a thermonuclear missi--orbital research satellite.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/iceandunitron.jpg
The Blacktron base, right next to them, presumably monitoring their progress with suspicion. Or is it a huge conspiracy? The world may never know.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/blacktron.jpg
M-tron and the Space Police fight back an assault from the vile Spyrius pirate clan. I give them even odds.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy1.jpg
Spyrius has been intercepting transmissions of an odd game known as "Base Ball". Practice makes perfect.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy2.jpg
Spyrius seems to have a thing for pincer arms.
http://daltonator.net/images/lego/mtronpolicespy3.jpg
OK, that's it for the setups. Here are some solo shots. This one is the coolest LEGO plane I've ever had. I conned my dad into buying it for me.
Redskirt the Pirate. His booty is a plastic BB. I think my sister built this one.
The ugliest medical ship in the universe. One of my brother's.
Yellow Death, the ugliest ship ever made. It has severe problems with life support.