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Saddam:
I'm bored!


Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!


This Guy:
Can I Play?


Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Saddam:
Will I choose Rock



Saddam:
Paper



Saddam:
Or Scissors



Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!



Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it


Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play


Saddam:ROCK!

Judge:TWO PAPERS!



Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?


Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking
rock ain't going NOWHERE



Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS



Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam:TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand.
Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?

Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always


Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows


Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper



Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!



Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam.
No more Tiger Hand.


Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW
TIGER HAND!


Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.


Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile!



Judge:
Missile? What Missile?



Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!



Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP!



Saddam:
AM NOT



Judge:
Are too!


Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list

Awesome captions. Thumbs up

Hahaha, that's awesome. For some reason I found Aziz really funny.

He got it somewhere else. It's old, but still entertaining

They aren't his captions. This is old.

Quite old.