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So, what are these two saying?

Robots can be gay too!

Love and Peace!!!!!

With proper editing, that could work as a newbie pic.

Look! A prostate! We missed one!

"OH MY GOD! Is that Voltron? He is so 80's."

"Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart!"

Our daddy can beat up your daddy.

Acguy: Goddammit, leave my ass alone!

Hi! I'm Acguy! This is my wife Isabel!

Zock: "Even a Zeke can be a star..."
Acguy: "ON BROOOOOOADWAY!"
Zaku backup (off-camera): "On BROOOOOOADWAY!"

Robotic Comedy

Brown Robot: Who - is - on - first.
Minty Robot: That - is - what - I - am - asking?
Brown: No - What - is - on - second.
Minty Robot: I - do - not - know.
Brown: Third - base.
Heckler: You're not funny!
Brown: BZZT! Does not compute!
Minty: Must - destroy - humanity....

IG-88E wrote:So, what are these two saying?

(Zock is the green guy on the right, Acguy is the other one)

Acguy: "...Smile an everlasting smile..."
Zock: Shut the fuck up, old dude, nobody even wants to hear you sing!
Acguy: "...A smile will bring you neeeear to meeee..."
Zock: I SAID SHUT UP YOU HATFUCKER!
Acguy: Youuuu think... that I don't even meeean... a single word I saaaaay..."
Zock: (sighs) Iiiit's onlyyyy words... and words are all I have... to take your heart awaaaayyyy..."

Also:

Acguy: See, Mine has SIX claws. COunt 'em, one, two three...
Zock: Ah, but my claws are bigger and better.
Acguy: So what, you only have three!
Zock: It's not the number of claws, it's how you use them!
Acguy: Well, I have a beam cannon in MY claw.
Zock: Hah! I have TEN beam cannons all over the rest of me.
Acguy: You *whore*, always trying to attract the fans with your BCs.
Zock: Well, if you've got it, flaunt it!

And for a proper caption:

Ravaged Garden was composed of two singing MSes, Acguy and Zock.

Acguy : Look, a newbie!

Zock : Weapons locked