My new Drinking Song
Posted: 2005-07-22 04:51pm
Because this is just too funny a song not to share
Brad Paisley -- Alcohol wrote:
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size
Well, I've been known to cause a few break ups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
Chorus:
And since the day I left
Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
College, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol alcohol.
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrasing speach
And also for those naked pictures
Of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemmingway write like he did
I'll bet you a drink or two
I can make you put that
Lampshade on your head.
And since the day I left
Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
Been makin' a fool out of folks just like you
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol.
Chorus:
Yeah, since the day I left
Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance!
I got you in trouble in high school
College, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol...