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Newsflash: Shep is a dirty Commie!

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:29am
by DPDarkPrimus
All you HAB members beware, my advance scouts have discovered that one of your most vocal members is actually a double-agent for the Red Menace! Behold, visual evidence from top-secret recon missions carried out by my best agents!

Image

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:31am
by Darth Wong
The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:32am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
I think he looks cute and cuddly! :P

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:33am
by SirNitram
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
Don't forget the nuclear warhead with a shrine around it and stacks of copies of 'Guns And Old Guys', the official magazine of the Republican Party.

...Damn, now I have to remember who first came up with 'Guns and Old Guys'.

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:52am
by SyntaxVorlon
Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
:P

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:55am
by MKSheppard
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
:P
Actually my ear is canted out to the side because of the implant surgery which screwed with the cartilage.

Posted: 2005-08-07 12:58am
by SyntaxVorlon
MKSheppard wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
:P
Actually my ear is canted out to the side because of the implant surgery which screwed with the cartilage.
Ah.
Yum foot.

Posted: 2005-08-07 02:52am
by Pick
:) Quite handsome, hat and man.

Posted: 2005-08-07 02:54am
by fgalkin
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
I prefer the Atomic Dolphin. :P

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2005-08-07 03:40am
by Ford Prefect
WEll, that completely ruined my image of him. Now he looks normal, as opposed to a, as Darth Wong put it, raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.

Posted: 2005-08-07 03:55am
by Pick
With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

Image

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P

Posted: 2005-08-07 03:56am
by Darth Fanboy
Image

I know its not a GIF but the color fucked up royal unless I went .jpg. And this one was done with Input from the S.H.E.P himself.

Posted: 2005-08-07 04:05am
by Shroom Man 777
Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
MISTER SPARKLUUU!!!! :lol: (the funny looking fish-bulb from that Simpsons episode, right?)

Shep's got huge hands, but damn, that image is neat. HE looks kinda like that guy from Megas XLR though...

Posted: 2005-08-07 04:13am
by Ford Prefect
Now that's how I imagine Shep, with some sort of explosive solution to all our problems.

Posted: 2005-08-07 04:50am
by Uraniun235
Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

That's beautiful!

DPDP: Um, in case you haven't noticed, we would probably give Shep a medal for being part of that wonderfully lovable "Red Menace".

Posted: 2005-08-07 05:45am
by Tiger Ace
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.

Seconded.

Shep, I think I'll ship you my USSR T-shirt, it would fit you and you'd love it.

Posted: 2005-08-07 01:25pm
by The Yosemite Bear
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
Don't forget the nuclear warhead with a shrine around it and stacks of copies of 'Guns And Old Guys', the official magazine of the Republican Party.

...Damn, now I have to remember who first came up with 'Guns and Old Guys'.
Kynes

Posted: 2005-08-07 02:13pm
by Pick
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
MISTER SPARKLUUU!!!! :lol: (the funny looking fish-bulb from that Simpsons episode, right?)

Shep's got huge hands, but damn, that image is neat. HE looks kinda like that guy from Megas XLR though...
Yes, that was Mister Sparkle :P

And the huge hands are because they're useful for caricatures. :P

Posted: 2005-08-07 02:41pm
by Mr Bean
Both of the above amuse me
Escpilly the Mr Sparkle version

Posted: 2005-08-07 02:49pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Pick, that picture is golden. :)

Posted: 2005-08-07 04:05pm
by fgalkin
Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

<snip pic>

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
Holy Atomic Dolphin! Pick, your awesomeness knows no bounds!


Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2005-08-07 04:07pm
by Zaia
D'awww, Shep, you look kind of cute. :D

Posted: 2005-08-07 05:19pm
by Lord Zentei
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
My thoughts exactly when he posted those pics of himself with his pet ferret.

*Tries to keep visualizing Shep's 'Saint of Killers' av*

Posted: 2005-08-07 05:25pm
by CaptainChewbacca
I am thoroughly disillusioned with the "friendly" Shep. No wonder nobody is scared of him in real-life.

Posted: 2005-08-07 06:11pm
by Tranan
Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
I want a pic like that of me!