Newsflash: Mayabird is a Damn Dirty Commie!

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Newsflash: Mayabird is a Damn Dirty Commie!

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In a daring raid, I gathered this top secret information, before escaping with my life just barely!

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Well shit, now we have to nuke them all from orbit to be sure.
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SirNitram wrote:Well shit, now we have to nuke them all from orbit to be sure.
But they're clever, the communists. I've come into information that Mayabird is no longer in the same area as MKSheppard. I've booked a flight to investigate personally. :wink:
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How did Mayabird get there? ;)
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So completely adorable! That hat looks cuter on her than it did on you, Sheppy-pooh. :D
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Wait a minute, what the heck?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait a minute, what the heck?
Exactly my question above ;)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait a minute, what the heck?
Shep and Mayabird are SD.net's latest couple.
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aerius wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait a minute, what the heck?
Shep and Mayabird are SD.net's latest couple.
:shock:
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Haha, Shep wishes. :P

I know the true story- but it's more fun to watch all of you struggle to figure it out.
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I'm guessing that some form of visit took place, which was then documented with a photographic camera device.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I know the true story- but it's more fun to watch all of you struggle to figure it out.
I've been filled in too. It's fun to be in the know, isn't it? :D
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Post by Shinova »

I don't know what is scarier, that we have a Communist Party, or the Marylander Conspiracy.


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The end is nigh! Flee, for shep has brough forth minions and a girl to control them! Soon the geek army shall go fourth and loot, and pilage.
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And now I'm in the know, I actully went out and asked random people on the internet street asking how Maya met shep, and Lo and Behold, someone knew.
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Tiger Ace wrote:And now I'm in the know, I actully went out and asked random people on the internet street asking how Maya met shep, and Lo and Behold, someone knew.
Feh. Why get accurate information when you can fear monger and speculate wildly and irrationaly?
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Great, now I have TWO more pictures in which to change smiles into angry faces... *grumble* :P
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Damn, Maya is cute in that hat. She can give me a showtrial anytime. :twisted:
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Captain tycho wrote:Damn, Maya is cute in that hat. She can give me a showtrial anytime. :twisted:
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Bean, give me... 2 days, I'll dress up in my CCCP shirt(in russian!) and pose.
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Zed Snardbody wrote:
aerius wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait a minute, what the heck?
Shep and Mayabird are SD.net's latest couple.
:shock:
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Wasn't Mayabird supposed to be in DC for something school related this summer? Shep lives less than an hour from the city. It would be easy for them to meet up somewhere.
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Mr Bean wrote:Now then, how many more people can we get to join the party of the people?
Shit, I just packed up my Russian hats last week. Remind me in a month and I'll be happy to oblige.
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...why would anyone visit Maryland?
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Lonestar wrote:...why would anyone visit Maryland?
For the same reason someone would want to live in Biloxi, MS. I think.
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