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Caption Competition

Posted: 2002-12-07 05:00pm
by Zaku-chan
We had a little discussion here,and I was wondering if this is OK to be posted.

Can you beat the comment in the word balloon?

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Posted: 2002-12-07 06:35pm
by Anarchist Bunny
"Damnit, I knew I should of learned how to drive a stick."

Posted: 2002-12-07 06:38pm
by Sardaukar
"It's a trap!!!"

Posted: 2002-12-07 07:24pm
by Lord Pounder
FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS

Posted: 2002-12-07 07:29pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Darth Pounder wrote:FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS
ROFL!

Posted: 2002-12-07 07:39pm
by Sea Skimmer
"Can't we just pay the cover like normal people?"

Posted: 2002-12-07 07:51pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
"Don't drink and drive"

"Intensify full forward firepower! No, not like that!"

Posted: 2002-12-07 08:06pm
by salm
ram them until they give up!

Posted: 2002-12-07 09:02pm
by The Dark
"No, you moron, the pedal on the LEFT!!!"

"Starboard? But there're stars everywhere! Which way's..."

Posted: 2002-12-07 09:15pm
by Captain tycho
'Umm, sir, the brake pedal is broken.
Want me to go down and fix it?'

Posted: 2002-12-07 09:25pm
by Howedar
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: "Intensify full forward firepower! No, not like that!"
LOL!

BTW, there was no "full".

Posted: 2002-12-07 09:26pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
" I TOLD you to get the brakes checked! "

Posted: 2002-12-07 11:21pm
by Sonnenburg
...You'll be safe in my heart, and my heart will go on and onnnnnnnn.....

Posted: 2002-12-08 12:45am
by VF5SS
And now observe the miracle of life as the Super Stardestroyer enters the Death Star...

Posted: 2002-12-08 01:06am
by Drewcifer
<homer>ship goes up, ship goes down, ship goes up, ship goes...d'oh!!

Posted: 2002-12-08 03:26am
by Crayz9000
That's a great picture for captioning. I did it a while back:

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Posted: 2002-12-08 04:28am
by Phil Skayhan
The required Imperial seminar on sexual reproduction was scrapped after one intrepid lecturer decided to demontrate the spermatazoa penetrating the egg.

Posted: 2002-12-08 07:58am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
"We've lost all control, we're heading for the Death Star, and we can't turn! What do we do?"
"Die."

Posted: 2002-12-08 11:04am
by Crayz9000
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"We've lost all control, we're heading for the Death Star, and we can't turn! What do we do?"
"Die."
Ahh, a classic from The Last Starfighter.

Posted: 2002-12-08 11:57am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Pardon my lack of originality.
But it sounded cool.

Posted: 2002-12-08 02:17pm
by DPDarkPrimus
"I knew I should have joined the Rebellion."

Posted: 2002-12-09 02:38pm
by Kuja
"I told you to clean the windshield, didn't I? Yeah, I told you. This is coming out of your wallet, pal."

"Did we keep the insurance up on this thing?"

"Oh, now I get it! Pull back and the ship goes up! Push forward and the ship dives! OK, now I can-oh shit."

Posted: 2002-12-19 09:50am
by Dodge
IG-88E wrote:"This is coming out of your wallet, pal."
Hee hee :lol: I wonder how much such a vessel would cost, anyway?

:? Come to think of it, what sort of currency structure exists in this scheme of things? I mean, how much is a pint of milk around here, anyway? Has anyone ever noticed any shops in the SW movies? Or anyone buying anything? :? :?:

Posted: 2002-12-19 10:43am
by kheegster
"Hey...wanna buy some deathsticks?" :)

KG

Posted: 2002-12-19 10:54am
by Dodge
Well... I suppose... but the price wasn't discussed, and Obi-Wan did actually make sure that particular "trader" wouldn't try selling again.