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Sci-fi Magic the Gathering Cards
Well inspired by Lord Zentei’s Magical Politicians thread I decided it might be fun to turn a lot of the ships in star wars (and other popular sci-fi) in magic the gathering cards. Would any people hear like to work on this?
My original idea was to do some thing akin to a set and so we would need to plan out cards (or at least basic ideas) a bit more than in Magical Politicians so the cards work together. So I wanted to see who was interested before I (or anyone) start making cards. -But that will probably take too much origination so just post cards/card idea and maybe we can make a set out of some of them as we are doing that.
Some basic preliminary ideas.
The empire should have lots of land destroy (DBZ, Deathstar, suncrusher, world devastator etc).
We would have to ignore the real power of thing when taking ships from different universes (Other wise if we gave the enterprise a defence of 1 an ISD would need a defence of around 21141649048). Perhaps power in the relative universe could be used.
I am not sure weather it should be kept to spaceships or ground craft and troops should be involved as well.
An example of what I mean.
The imagines in the cards in this thread are the property of other people unless otherwise noted.
EDIT: UPDATED CARD.
My original idea was to do some thing akin to a set and so we would need to plan out cards (or at least basic ideas) a bit more than in Magical Politicians so the cards work together. So I wanted to see who was interested before I (or anyone) start making cards. -But that will probably take too much origination so just post cards/card idea and maybe we can make a set out of some of them as we are doing that.
Some basic preliminary ideas.
The empire should have lots of land destroy (DBZ, Deathstar, suncrusher, world devastator etc).
We would have to ignore the real power of thing when taking ships from different universes (Other wise if we gave the enterprise a defence of 1 an ISD would need a defence of around 21141649048). Perhaps power in the relative universe could be used.
I am not sure weather it should be kept to spaceships or ground craft and troops should be involved as well.
An example of what I mean.
The imagines in the cards in this thread are the property of other people unless otherwise noted.
EDIT: UPDATED CARD.
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Dude, there's a load of typos on that!
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Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Maybe it should read instead:
I'm not sure I got it right, since I don't know how to play Magic, but I do know English.Imperial Star Destroyer wrote: If Imperial Star Destroyer attacks and is not blocked, target land, and do not untap during controls next turn.
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
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Orbital Nightcloak -3-
Enchant land.
Enchanted land can not tap or use activated abilities.
Galaxy gun -4-
Artefact.
Tap : destroy target land.
I could not find any pictures for these. So I will post them as ideas. If some one could find pics (or even draw them) it would be great.
Even though these are not ment to be funny hear is Marvin.
I utterly refuse to use that new travesty of him (well I hated the look in the new film).
Enchant land.
Enchanted land can not tap or use activated abilities.
Galaxy gun -4-
Artefact.
Tap : destroy target land.
I could not find any pictures for these. So I will post them as ideas. If some one could find pics (or even draw them) it would be great.
Even though these are not ment to be funny hear is Marvin.
I utterly refuse to use that new travesty of him (well I hated the look in the new film).
The Shrike
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
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What’s the shrike? I have never heard of it.Tasoth wrote:The Shrike
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
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Shouldn't your ships have Flying?
Also "Stops target attacking creature" should probably read "target attacking creature is blocked" though that is pretty outrageous. Perhaps this would work better: "any creature blocking target attacking creature gains First Strike till end of tun".
Also "Stops target attacking creature" should probably read "target attacking creature is blocked" though that is pretty outrageous. Perhaps this would work better: "any creature blocking target attacking creature gains First Strike till end of tun".
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
Glimmervoid, what card program are you using?
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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Photoimpact(random photo editor) it’s the only way to get the new card backs. I even added my own set symbol. It’s this thing.Noble Ire wrote:Glimmervoid, what card program are you using?
Linky the link
My full card creation process is...
What I do is go to www.anycraze.com save the correct card type on to the hard drive (e.g. right colour, sorcery, creature etc) then remove the picture and most of the text. I have created a library of all the card “base” I need so I only do this step occasionally.
I then load up the right “base” using adobe Photoshop elements copy in my set symbol. Merge all the lairs. Copy the image in the Photoimpact were I add picture, text (using HTML text because it is a lot clearer) and anything else it need. Upload to image shake and post.
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Well since I was not intending to do any non ships (since there could be no meaningful comparison between a storm trooper and an ISD) I was keeping flying for ships that have strange ways of getting to there targets.Lord Zentei wrote:Shouldn't your ships have Flying?
Also "Stops target attacking creature" should probably read "target attacking creature is blocked" though that is pretty outrageous. Perhaps this would work better: "any creature blocking target attacking creature gains First Strike till end of tun".
As to the reword the first strike is probably the way to go.
Did you just.... The Lord of Pain....Glimmervoid wrote:What’s the shrike? I have never heard of it.Tasoth wrote:The Shrike
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
Wow...
Look here. Any image that looks like a humanoid cutlery drawer would be The Shrike.
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Could you give me some details about him? It’s just that i don’t like creating a card blind. Also who is Fehdman Kassad.Tasoth wrote:Did you just.... The Lord of Pain....Glimmervoid wrote:What’s the shrike? I have never heard of it.Tasoth wrote:The Shrike
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
Wow...
Look here. Any image that looks like a humanoid cutlery drawer would be The Shrike.
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Hear is some farscape.
Edited to include yet more cards.
And because my plan is to put together some thing like a set (or even a block!) hear is a card that is not just a straight starship.
Edited to include yet more cards.
And because my plan is to put together some thing like a set (or even a block!) hear is a card that is not just a straight starship.
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I've got a few:
Truth and Reconciliation
One Black, four colorless
Legendary Creature- Warship
"Tap": Tap target land. It remains tapped as long as this card is tapped. You may choose not to untap this card at the beginning of your turn.
4/5
Picture:
http://library.psyjnir.net/screens/63/T&R_1.jpg
The Pillar of Autumn
Two White, two colorless
Legendary Creature- Warship
First Strike
4/3
Picture:
http://library.psyjnir.net/screens/150/POA_space.jpg
The Great Journey
Sorcery
Two Blue, two Black, three colorless
Destroy all non-artifact, non-Flood creatures in play. They Cannot be regenerated.
You lose five life.
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/cutscenes/ ... ale_th.jpg
Truth and Reconciliation
One Black, four colorless
Legendary Creature- Warship
"Tap": Tap target land. It remains tapped as long as this card is tapped. You may choose not to untap this card at the beginning of your turn.
4/5
Picture:
http://library.psyjnir.net/screens/63/T&R_1.jpg
The Pillar of Autumn
Two White, two colorless
Legendary Creature- Warship
First Strike
4/3
Picture:
http://library.psyjnir.net/screens/150/POA_space.jpg
The Great Journey
Sorcery
Two Blue, two Black, three colorless
Destroy all non-artifact, non-Flood creatures in play. They Cannot be regenerated.
You lose five life.
http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/cutscenes/ ... ale_th.jpg
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"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
'e's pretty hard to quantify, but if you crossed (The Flash)^2 with an unobtanium cuissenart, you'd have something very much like The Shrike.Glimmervoid wrote:Could you give me some details about him? It’s just that i don’t like creating a card blind. Also who is Fehdman Kassad.
(from Dan Simmon's excellent Hyperion novels)
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I can't believe that this one hasn't showed up:
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How about
TARDIS
cost 2WWW
Creature - ship
TARDIS cannot be damaged by creatures or spells unless stated. If TARDIS is sent to the graveyard return it to your hand after 3 rounds.
Flying, TARDIS is unblockable.
2: any damage dealt to target creature is redirected to TARDIS instead
flavour text - You are looking at the heart of the TARDIS
0/3
Sonic Screwdriver
Artifact
Cost 5
3 : Tap sonic screwdriver. Target creature cannot be blocked until the end of turn.
3 : Tap sonic screwdriver. Sonic screwdriver does 1 damage to target creature or player. No more than 9 can be spent this way per turn.
TARDIS
cost 2WWW
Creature - ship
TARDIS cannot be damaged by creatures or spells unless stated. If TARDIS is sent to the graveyard return it to your hand after 3 rounds.
Flying, TARDIS is unblockable.
2: any damage dealt to target creature is redirected to TARDIS instead
flavour text - You are looking at the heart of the TARDIS
0/3
Sonic Screwdriver
Artifact
Cost 5
3 : Tap sonic screwdriver. Target creature cannot be blocked until the end of turn.
3 : Tap sonic screwdriver. Sonic screwdriver does 1 damage to target creature or player. No more than 9 can be spent this way per turn.
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Australia, Canada, China, Colombia, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Malaysia, Netherlands, Norway, Singapore, Sweden, USA.
Always on the lookout for more nice places to visit.
There should also be Haste in that one too and some modifier which allows the Shrike to attack multipule targets per attack round. As well as some repeatable abilty to remove something from the Game.Tasoth wrote:The Shrike
4 white, 6 colorless
Flying, First Strike, Trample
1 white: regenerate
Attacking does not tap The Shrike. Whenever The Shrike leaves play from the table, return it to your hand. If Fehdman Kassad is sacrificed from play, remove The Shrike from the game.
20/20
There is no one The Shrike fears.
The Shrike is something the Culture couldnt handle.
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"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." ~ Stephen Colbert
"One Drive, One Partition, the One True Path" ~ ars technica forums - warrens - on hhd partitioning schemes.
"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." ~ Stephen Colbert
"One Drive, One Partition, the One True Path" ~ ars technica forums - warrens - on hhd partitioning schemes.
linkyGlimmervoid wrote:What’s the shrike? I have never heard of it.
"It was there. Just a moment ago, the shining metallic humanoid form made of razors and hooks and needles was over there. Now it’s here, its arms around you, slowly, almost tenderly embracing you. At first you hardly feel the spikes sliding into your flesh, but then you are lifted and carried. A distant wail of agony becomes clearer as the Tree comes into view through a visible fog of suffering. You are being taken to it, to be impaled on one of its many steel thorns, writhing in unceasing agony as the Tree moves outside of time."
...
The Shrike (the mysterious metal reaper around which the story evolves) is a truly marvelous monster. A classic terror, capable of generating a fear that is greater than the fear of death, perhaps even the more terrifying because it’s seemingly technological origins remove it from the realm of the supernatural (in which one might have hope of supernatural aid). The lucky victims of the Shrike live only long enough to suddenly realize they have just been torn apart by razor sharp blades, without so much as the blink of an eye between life and death. The unlucky ones are taken to the Tree. The Shrike’s Tree of Pain is a poignantly gruesome, if somewhat overly symbolic image. An enormous shining metal thorn tree reaching into the sky, it exists outside of time and upon it’s giant barbs are impaled the undying bodies of The Shrike’s victims, writhing in a chorus of agony as they ever futilely attempt to pull themselves off the frictionless spikes. Since the Tree exists outside of time, as does the Shrike itself, this allows for the truly horrifying possibility of seeing ones self on the Tree, knowing you are fated to be impaled there, knowing in a way you already are.
The tree is a dominant image in these books, which is interesting given the technological future they encompass. I was hooked on Hyperion from the very beginning, with the depiction of the Templars’ Tree Ship, the Yggdrasill an actual tree of immense dimensions, which travels through space in some kind of space-bending field. The image of people spiraling up the exterior of a giant tree in space, the stars turning around them and sparkling through the foliage, the base of the tree always "down" because of a false gravity, held me mesmerized.
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"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." ~ Stephen Colbert
"One Drive, One Partition, the One True Path" ~ ars technica forums - warrens - on hhd partitioning schemes.
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if it's hard to read:
Trample, Rampage 2
Godzilla may block creature's with Flying.
Tap: Destroy target land, Godzilla does not untap next turn.
G: Regenerate
R: +1/+0 until end of turn.
Flying, Trample
During your upkeep, destroy 3 target permanents on any side of the feild of bury King Ghidorah. If those permanents were creatures, theymust have power and toughness of less than 5.
Flying, Trample
RRR, Tap: Send all creatures on an opponents side of the feild with a toughness of 3 or less to the controllers hand. Rodan cannot untap during thenext untap phase.
Trample
Creatures damaged by King Kong Cannot regenerate this turn.
Can only be blocked by legendary or artifact creatures.
Tap: Increase the amount of any counters on any Mothra card by 1.
UU, Tap: Give all creatures you control +1/+2 until endof turn.
If a Mothra's Egg token is sacrificed, you may sacrifice 3 lands and Elias Twins to place a second Mothra Larva into play.* (I needto re-edit this text).
Trample
Sacrifice Mothra Larva and a land to put a (Edit: White) 0/7 Cocoon token into play. Each turn, place a metamorphasis counter on the Cocoon. After 7 counters are in place, sacrifice the cocoon to search your library for a Mothra-Adult. (Edit: Should also read: Mothra Adult comes into play Tapped).
Vigilance, Flying
If Mothra-Adult leaves play, place a 0/5 Blue Egg token into play and place a -2/-2 on any creature(s) that sent it to the graveyard every turn. 6 turns later, you may sacrifice (Edit: the blue egg token) to search your library for any Mothra-Larva.
And just because I can post it:
UU Tap: Counter target Sorcery, Instant or Ability.
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if it's hard to read:
Trample, Rampage 2
Godzilla may block creature's with Flying.
Tap: Destroy target land, Godzilla does not untap next turn.
G: Regenerate
R: +1/+0 until end of turn.
Flying, Trample
During your upkeep, destroy 3 target permanents on any side of the feild of bury King Ghidorah. If those permanents were creatures, theymust have power and toughness of less than 5.
Flying, Trample
RRR, Tap: Send all creatures on an opponents side of the feild with a toughness of 3 or less to the controllers hand. Rodan cannot untap during thenext untap phase.
Trample
Creatures damaged by King Kong Cannot regenerate this turn.
Can only be blocked by legendary or artifact creatures.
Tap: Increase the amount of any counters on any Mothra card by 1.
UU, Tap: Give all creatures you control +1/+2 until endof turn.
If a Mothra's Egg token is sacrificed, you may sacrifice 3 lands and Elias Twins to place a second Mothra Larva into play.* (I needto re-edit this text).
Trample
Sacrifice Mothra Larva and a land to put a (Edit: White) 0/7 Cocoon token into play. Each turn, place a metamorphasis counter on the Cocoon. After 7 counters are in place, sacrifice the cocoon to search your library for a Mothra-Adult. (Edit: Should also read: Mothra Adult comes into play Tapped).
Vigilance, Flying
If Mothra-Adult leaves play, place a 0/5 Blue Egg token into play and place a -2/-2 on any creature(s) that sent it to the graveyard every turn. 6 turns later, you may sacrifice (Edit: the blue egg token) to search your library for any Mothra-Larva.
And just because I can post it:
UU Tap: Counter target Sorcery, Instant or Ability.
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran