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Why is she so sexy!?! WHYYYY!?!?

That picture is perfect. You see balloons and a young woman dressed in a psuedo-schoolgirl outfit. An attractive and talented one at that... then you notice the, oh, roughly 18-inch long wrist blades she's sporting and your brain does the mental equivalent of this:

This is saved for so many reasons.

Tasoth wrote:Why is she so sexy!?! WHYYYY!?!?

Because she can weld and uses gunpowder on a regular basis.

First: YOWZA.

Secondly: Is this from an episode? And if so, what's up with the claws?

Elheru Aran wrote:First: YOWZA.

Secondly: Is this from an episode? And if so, what's up with the claws?

Yes it's from an episode. They were testing the myth that balloons at the county fair could carry a child away. Took them several thousand to make it work.

The claws are for popping the balloons afterwards.

It was cool seeing Scottie spitting fire to pop several balloons at once.

Yes, it is from an episode, about floating a child with balloons. The claw thing was for popping them at the end: they used a variety of methods, including Scotti blowing fire.

The Spartan wrote:That picture is perfect. You see balloons and a young woman dressed in a psuedo-schoolgirl outfit. An attractive and talented one at that... then you notice the, oh, roughly 18-inch long wrist blades she's sporting and your brain does the mental equivalent of this:

Hey, speak for yourself, buddy. Some of us are more like this:

The most hilarious Kari moment was when they were at the abandoned airstrip and she and Scotti were goading on Torey riding the bike into hurting himself.

Hot. Smart. AND evil...

I demand more Keri pics for...uhh....testing purposes....yeah. We'll go with that

Uraniun235 wrote:Hey, speak for yourself, buddy. Some of us are more like this:

I meant the WTF smiley in a good way, in that she gets you thinking she's coming from one direction then BAM! smacks you from the direction you weren't thinking about. Keeps you on your toes and all that...

Having said that, this: is still highly appropriate.

I must say Mythbusters has become one of my favorite shows for no apparent reason.

Random thought: I wonder if she's wearing any panties.

Wicked Pilot wrote:Random thought: I wonder if she's wearing any panties.

Probably, considering she's planning to fly into the air on national television.

Of course, she could be into exhibitionism, I don't really know.

And let me take this moment to say: Daaaamn.
I'd bust that myth... no... I'd pop those balloons?....
Okay, I suck at that. Make up your own if you desperately need one.

MRDOD wrote:

Wicked Pilot wrote:Random thought: I wonder if she's wearing any panties.

Probably, considering she's planning to fly into the air on national television.

Of course, she could be into exhibitionism, I don't really know.

And let me take this moment to say: Daaaamn.
I'd bust that myth... no... I'd pop those balloons?....
Okay, I suck at that. Make up your own if you desperately need one.

Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.

Alyeska wrote: Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.

Did they know that at the start, though?

Plus, you're ruining the moment with your adherance to things like factual accuracy. [I get the feeling that'll be quoted out of context someday...]

On a somewhat related note, the same feat can be accomplished much more easily using weather balloons: snopes.com on Larry Walters

MRDOD wrote:

Alyeska wrote: Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.

Did they know that at the start, though?

Plus, you're ruining the moment with your adherance to things like factual accuracy. [I get the feeling that'll be quoted out of context someday...]

The Myth was of a careless parent getting balloons for their little child and the child takes off while holding the balloons. Yes they knew it from the very start. The Myth was never about an adult getting lifted up.

Crayz9000 wrote:On a somewhat related note, the same feat can be accomplished much more easily using weather balloons: snopes.com on Larry Walters

Mythbusters did that too, adam took a flight!

And ohh that image is so saved!

weemadando wrote:The most hilarious Kari moment was when they were at the abandoned airstrip and she and Scotti were goading on Torey riding the bike into hurting himself.

Hot. Smart. AND evil...

"Yeah! You like totally cleared it!"
And then you see Tori stuff the bike right into the wagon and go face first into the pavement.

Then there's all the times the crew gets sent out to buy meat. Like the time when they came back with entire pig spines with meat still on them and Tori was waving them around and jiggling them. You could see Kari getting sick and trying not to throw up.

Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.

Durandal wrote:Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.

Agreed, why oh why isn't Mythbuster broadcasted here.

Though all the CSI members VS Kari...well Kari is only one person.

Ace Pace wrote:

Durandal wrote:Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.

Agreed, why oh why isn't Mythbuster broadcasted here.

Though all the CSI members VS Kari...well Kari is only one person.

But Kari is Smart and Butiful in real life.

CSI has script wirtiers to help them out.

Kari anyday anywhere, she rules

Faram wrote:

Ace Pace wrote:

Durandal wrote:Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.

Agreed, why oh why isn't Mythbuster broadcasted here.

Though all the CSI members VS Kari...well Kari is only one person.

But Kari is Smart and Butiful in real life.

CSI has script wirtiers to help them out.

Kari anyday anywhere, she rules

A dumb-shit Marg Helgenberger is still tough to turn down, even against a brainy hotty like Kari.