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Chardok gets a new toy. Also: What is Red Lobster doing?!

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First, I found this in my clam strips from red lobster last night. I have to share.

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I, of course, ate it.


NOW FOR THE NEW TOY!

(Not photoshopped in any way!)

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NICE! :D
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You ate that???

Hrmm... Chardok.. maybe you should look into joining 'GALE" :wink: :lol:
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Hmmm, me thinks the chef made that on purpose ;) And now he knows you're gay for eating it :P

Just teasing ya :)

Cool new toy though :teeth:
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I want one...

The toy, not the food.
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Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty! :D
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Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty! :D
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
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I am given to understand that some individuals consider some penises to be "pain-size."
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty! :D
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?" :P
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Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty! :D
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?" :P
And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote: Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?" :P
And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...
No, no no...you're supposed to go "It's not the size of the tool, babe. It's the MAN behind the tool!"

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Ghost Rider wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote: I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?" :P
And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...
No, no no...you're supposed to go "It's not the size of the tool, babe. It's the MAN behind the tool!"

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But then that sets her up for making a comment about how all men are tools anyways.
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I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys. 8)
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I believe it's how you use the tool that counts. Make of that what you will. Also: cool lightsabre!
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Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys. 8)
Is it ok if the towel is sticky? :)
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Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys. 8)
Oh you just want to be spanked by it :P
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Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys. 8)
She's right, you know.
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Would I be wrong in saying that's some sort of flourescent tube?

Also, has anybody here held a flourescent light under a power line? I hear the ambient electric fields are enough to light them up...
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You found shrimp tails in your claim strips?
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Looks like Red Lobster and Frito-Lay are colluding!

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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty! :D
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
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I want that.

And I refuse to specify which one.
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