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Posted: **2005-10-06 10:02am**

First, I found this in my clam strips from red lobster last night. I have to share.

I, of course, ate it.

NOW FOR THE NEW TOY!

(Not photoshopped in any way!)

Boom shakalaka.

Posted: **2005-10-06 10:09am**

NICE!

Posted: **2005-10-06 10:18am**

You ate that???

Hrmm... Chardok.. maybe you should look into joining 'GALE"

Posted: **2005-10-06 11:16am**

Hmmm, me thinks the chef made that on purpose

And now he knows you're gay for eating it

Just teasing ya

Cool new toy though

Posted: **2005-10-06 04:52pm**

That is the greastest thing on earth.

Posted: **2005-10-06 05:30pm**

I want one...

The toy, not the food.

Posted: **2005-10-06 06:27pm**

Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty!

Posted: **2005-10-06 06:28pm**

Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty!

Hon, all penises are "fun-size".

Posted: **2005-10-06 06:50pm**

I am given to understand that some individuals consider some penises to be "pain-size."

Posted: **2005-10-06 07:33pm**

Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty!
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".

I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?"

Posted: **2005-10-06 08:00pm**

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty!
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?"

And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...

Posted: **2005-10-06 08:07pm**

Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote: Hon, all penises are "fun-size".
I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?"
And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...

No, no no...you're supposed to go "It's not the size of the tool, babe. It's the MAN behind the tool!"

Posted: **2005-10-06 08:55pm**

Ghost Rider wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote: I meant this kind of fun, ie: small enough to think "why bother?"
And like a balloon losing all of its air, the joke ends in a sad little farting sound...
No, no no...you're supposed to go "It's not the size of the tool, babe. It's the MAN behind the tool!"

But then that sets her up for making a comment about how all men are tools anyways.

Posted: **2005-10-06 09:07pm**

I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys.

Posted: **2005-10-06 09:16pm**

I believe it's how you use the tool that counts. Make of that what you will. Also: cool lightsabre!

Posted: **2005-10-06 10:32pm**

Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys.

Is it ok if the towel is sticky?

Posted: **2005-10-06 11:00pm**

Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys.

Oh you just want to be spanked by it

Posted: **2005-10-07 01:06am**

Zaia wrote:I'll win regardless, so just throw in the towel now, boys.

She's right, you know.

Posted: **2005-10-07 10:20am**

Would I be wrong in saying that's some sort of flourescent tube?

Also, has anybody here held a flourescent light under a power line? I hear the ambient electric fields are enough to light them up...

Posted: **2005-10-07 05:36pm**

You found shrimp tails in your claim strips?

Posted: **2005-10-21 02:35pm**

Looks like Red Lobster and Frito-Lay are colluding!

Posted: **2005-10-21 02:55pm**

Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Aww, a breaded, 'fun-size' penis! Cute and tasty!
Hon, all penises are "fun-size".

Resisting... urge... to siggy...

I GIVE UP!

Posted: **2005-10-21 03:29pm**

I want that.

And I refuse to specify which one.

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Chardok gets a new toy. Also: What is Red Lobster doing?!

Chardok gets a new toy. Also: What is Red Lobster doing?!