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This looks and sounds professionally done, but I bet no one could make it through watching it from beginning to end. Very distburbing and odd.

If anyone remember that R&B group from '91, Color Me Badd, I think these guys are trying to imitate their look but fail horribly.

I only got to 'I was up in my crib' before killing the unfortunate window it loaded in.

And WTF with AK being spelled 'A-K'!!?

Bad clothing, bad lyrics, bad video.

Worst part is about the missile and mistletoe. Ugh.

Edit: Oh I finished it...so now I feel like beating up something.

The site it's hosted on is an advertising company with what appears to be a quirky sense of humour, so I think (hope) that it's a spoof.

As for worst video - it's a toss-up between this and this

The goggles!!! They do nothing!!!

I didn't know they made a second one

I think I prefer the first one, but they are both totally awesome


EDIT: By the way, the 1st poster's video is absolutely horrible. But I think it is some kind of joke, the body language suggests no one is being serious (and they must realize how aweful they sound).

Ugh, i feel like i need to perform Hari Kiri now. That part about "How bombs be atomic" is absolutely nausiating.

and i think one of the performers is missing his 4 front teeth.

Oh come on, that's great stuff.
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To poop on, that is.

I started out thinking that it had to be some kind of sick fucking joke, but then after a minute, I closed it down, assured that it was in fact real by the stupidity of it. Had it been a joke, they would have at least TRIED to play it straight.

I can't imagine that is anything but a joke "Fire your missile at me and the missile i'm talkin' 'bout is mistletoe"? That cannot be real. Awful, but intentionally so.

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:Bad clothing, bad lyrics, bad video.

Worst part is about the missile and mistletoe. Ugh.

Edit: Oh I finished it...so now I feel like beating up something.

Ay yo, how bout you meet me on a Quake server and you can rail my ass all you want!

Rye wrote:I can't imagine that is anything but a joke "Fire your missile at me and the missile i'm talkin' 'bout is mistletoe"? That cannot be real. Awful, but intentionally so.

*BLEUH-AKKKK* Yuck, I think I lost my lunch.

Although I'd bang that guy singing it in a heartbeat.

That...has to be a spoof. It has to be! Cthulhu-damnit, that cannot be anything but a spoof!! It's a spoof, damnit, a spoof! Please, say it's a spoof!

*collapses in a tearful puddle on the floor*

Seriously, though, the professional-looking quality, combined with the blatant lip-synching, Macy's style background effects, and one of the singer's front teeth missing (at least I think they are, it looks like a huge black gap there). I'm leaning very strongly towards spoof.

It's clearly a joke. The "bombs be atomic" article that was too long for him to read, but which he's sure would have brought a tear to his eye, for example.

"Cus just like Mistletoe I am totally hung!"



These are some of the fattest rhymes I have ever heard!

This is so obviously a spoof. I, for one, found it hilarious. It was probably some promotional thing because at the end it says happy holidays from ignitedminds. So calm down and laugh. You know you want to.

Goddamn it people, some of you need to grow a sense of humour!

By the time I got to the guy caressing the mistletoe, I knew this was just for laughs.

A boyband with the name Boy O Boy? Come on.

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When I see some goof wearing a golf visor upside down and cocked to one side, I get a strong urge to pummel him senseless with a large ball pein hammer.

What the hell was up with that damn Snow backdrop? And yes, Abysmal.

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