Wank Tanks!
Posted: 2005-12-10 03:57pm
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Posted: 2005-12-10 04:00pm
Well, the last one certainly qualifies. 
Nice artwork all around.
Nice artwork all around.Posted: 2005-12-10 04:19pm
Oh man, I expected to see something like the infamous land Battleship after reading the title 
Posted: 2005-12-10 04:31pm
Now all we need to do is get you to draw a 500 meter long BOLO-rip off. 
*fap fap fap*
*fap fap fap*
Posted: 2005-12-10 04:33pm
Well, thats the kind of wank I'd need to get some lube for.
Posted: 2005-12-10 07:20pm
Well, I'm the proud "owner" of the first tank 
*hides hands* What?
*hides hands* What?
Posted: 2005-12-10 07:32pm
Well, buy some then!TheMuffinKing wrote:Well, thats the kind of wank I'd need to get some lube for.
Posted: 2005-12-10 11:18pm
ANAL LUBE HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!! HUZZAH!
Posted: 2005-12-11 01:02am
Mein's the third tank. Which rocks ass!
Posted: 2005-12-11 05:17am
Hey now, the Bolo only ever got up to 212 meters, in the Indrani MkXXXIV. 500m is even more wank than a Bolo, and I believe there hasn't been the orifice constructed to accomodate wank of the magnitude.
Posted: 2005-12-11 06:21am
Heh, just let it sit there, like a house. A really big house, that, if occasion warranted it, could move and destroy small moons.
Posted: 2005-12-11 07:51pm
umm... i dont get it... 
they just look like slightly large tanks (unless i'm missing something that makes them far greater in size/power than i'm currently seeing)
they just look like slightly large tanks (unless i'm missing something that makes them far greater in size/power than i'm currently seeing)Posted: 2005-12-12 09:58am
Well, here's a brief discussion of my tank (slightly edited):
The Champion MkV's main weapon is a 210mm smoothbore cannon firing multi-stage kinetic penetrators, 10 Kiloton fission shells, anti-infantry flechette canisters, tactical antimatter shells, and other special purpose shells. It has a coaxial 50mm machinegun for use against light targets, a pintle-mounted 30mm machinegun, auxilliary launchers firing smoke grenades or ECM/ECCM units, and a pop-up 20mm minigun in the turret.
It's armour is composed of a principal layer of neutron-enriched tungsten, with layered diamontanium armour on top. Explosive reactive armour, umbrella shields, tesla armour, antiprojectile laser units, and magnetic shielding can also be fitted.
It is also one of the first few units to be equipped with AIEPP (Anti Infantry Explosive Plastic Plating), which consists of alternating layers of plastic and explosives, which can be manually or automatically detonated to send razor sharp shards of toughened plastic ripping through any infantry which get too close, without damaging friendly armoured vehicles.
It has a top speed of 200k/h, can negotiate 45 degree inclines, and has a 7500bhp engine which can operate for 96 hours before requiring refueling, giving it a range of 20,000Km.
It typically has a kill ratio of 1:1000 against enemy armoured vehicles
The below picture shows the Champion MkV with an M1 Abrams to the same scale:
Posted: 2005-12-12 03:13pm
Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.umm... i dont get it... Confused they just look like slightly large tanks (unless i'm missing something that makes them far greater in size/power than i'm currently seeing)
Posted: 2005-12-12 06:20pm
oh lol, well they're not exactly origional... think the landcruiser tanks (p-1000's i believe) which were the size of a house, and had 2 battleship guns as its main turret(world war 2 german tank)
Posted: 2005-12-12 07:27pm
He he, theats pretty wanktastic.oh lol, well they're not exactly origional... think the landcruiser tanks (p-1000's i believe) which were the size of a house, and had 2 battleship guns as its main turret(world war 2 german tank)
Posted: 2005-12-12 08:22pm
here are some links to those unfamiliar with the german inferiority complex tanks
http://www.panzerschreck.de/panzer/pzkpfw/p1000.html
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4660/ratte8wf4dt.jpg
http://www.panzerschreck.de/panzer/pzkpfw/p1000.html
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4660/ratte8wf4dt.jpg
Posted: 2005-12-12 10:59pm
Were those real conceptual tanks for the Nazis or are they just fictional?
Posted: 2005-12-13 01:27am
Real tanks baby. Others such as the Maus, were captured by the Russians and have only recently been made available to the West.
Posted: 2005-12-13 02:26am
Seeing your drawings, I think they're all just awesome. What's the second tank called?
Posted: 2005-12-13 03:26am
It's called the "Enforcer", from memory, though I don't know/can't remember the designation.
Posted: 2005-12-13 05:36am
Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.TheMuffinKing wrote: Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.
Posted: 2005-12-13 05:37am
Fortunately, mine has missile launchers and plasma guns that can shoot down incoming shells AND missiles.
Posted: 2005-12-13 05:51am
If there are planes in the sky you aren't filling it with enough atomic weapons. - Napoleon.Vendetta wrote: Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.
Posted: 2005-12-13 02:31pm
Ahem.Vendetta wrote:Or, as they would soon turn out to be, target practise for flyboys.TheMuffinKing wrote: Sorry, there isn't much there for scale. Most of these tanks are 3-5 times the size of regular tanks. They are massive crawling cathedrals of destruction.
My tanks come with air support
I'd like to see an F-22 go against that!