StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Its that freakin' awesome.

Look at the size of that thing!

Looks like the setup for a disaster area gig.

Well, its like Disaster Area, except the music is good and the speakers are so powerful they use spacetime instead of area to carry the soundwaves!

Two thumbs up. I heartily approve.

I want front row tickets!

'Front row' is variable, but considering I happen to think that a single man with a guitar and no real speaker is enough to wipe away a city, drive back an ocean and crack open the crust of a planet, and considering the Ando is somewhat crazier than I am, you probably won't be able to see the same star as that baby.

what are the effects if you're on the side that doesn't have the speakers pointed at it?

Also... this of it's use as a planet-buster!

If you have the speakers pointed at you:

GET READY TO FEEL THE POWER OF ROOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

Its speakers aren't destructive, they're just powerful enough to guarantee that you WILL hear the music, even if your in an armoured, shielded ship in hard vacuum. In the next solar system over.

Do they go up to 11?

But remember, in space, no one can hear you rock!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Behold the Imperial Deaf Star!

fgalkin wrote:
But remember, in space, no one can hear you rock!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

It isn't the sound that does it . . . it is just the inate power of rock.

Behold the Imperial Deaf Star!

That is the best pun ever. Yes it is bad as it is a pun, but I love it.

agreed, awesome pun