The Church of Atomic Purification
Posted: 2005-12-30 01:51pm
Seen outside HAB for the first time!
Seen outside HAB for the first time!
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Seen outside HAB for the first time!
Posted: 2005-12-30 03:05pm
The Shep looked upon his bombs and said, "This is a good start, but we need more!"
All glory to the Bomb!
All glory to the Bomb!
Posted: 2005-12-30 05:11pm
"And he looked out upon the glasses landscape and called it peace."
Glory to the bomb! All hail the keepers of the ordinance! Good save the Targeteers!
Glory to the bomb! All hail the keepers of the ordinance! Good save the Targeteers!
Posted: 2005-12-30 05:52pm
Almighty bomb! The almighty everlasting bomb!
Posted: 2005-12-30 05:58pm
Very nice, Sheppy-pooh, but as I've reminded you before, OPs that consist almost entirely of photos belong in AMP. *kicks Shep in the pants and moves thread*
Posted: 2005-12-30 06:06pm
"And thou shalt throw the holy hand grenade and blow thine enemies to tiny bits."
All hail the nuke, the alpha and the omega!
All hail the nuke, the alpha and the omega!
Posted: 2005-12-30 08:00pm
Posted: 2005-12-30 08:08pm
A reading of the 3rd letter of The Shep to the Minions
There shall arise GREAT LEADER from the chaos. He shall skim across the sea like a (soviet jet propelled) bird and rise to the unto heavens where he will be worshipped and glorified. With his divine and eternal atomic might he shall deliver unto the world the soft green glow of peace and his kingdom of will have no end. On this sacred land he will build his church where the targeteers will serve as the voice of GOD on earth. In their wisodom they shall construct A GREAT CITY and all shall be provided to them by the divine supplimentary defense allocations from heaven.
This has been a reading of the 3rd letter of The Shep to the Minions
There shall arise GREAT LEADER from the chaos. He shall skim across the sea like a (soviet jet propelled) bird and rise to the unto heavens where he will be worshipped and glorified. With his divine and eternal atomic might he shall deliver unto the world the soft green glow of peace and his kingdom of will have no end. On this sacred land he will build his church where the targeteers will serve as the voice of GOD on earth. In their wisodom they shall construct A GREAT CITY and all shall be provided to them by the divine supplimentary defense allocations from heaven.
This has been a reading of the 3rd letter of The Shep to the Minions
Posted: 2005-12-30 08:13pm
By the Great Leader, The Shep, and the Targeting Solution. Amen.Col. Crackpot wrote:A reading of the 3rd letter of The Shep to the Minions
There shall arise GREAT LEADER from the chaos. He shall skim across the sea like a (soviet jet propelled) bird and rise to the unto heavens where he will be worshipped and glorified. With his divine and eternal atomic might he shall deliver unto the world the soft green glow of peace and his kingdom of will have no end. On this sacred land he will build his church where the targeteers will serve as the voice of GOD on earth. In their wisodom they shall construct A GREAT CITY and all shall be provided to them by the divine supplimentary defense allocations from heaven.
This has been a reading of the 3rd letter of The Shep to the Minions
Posted: 2005-12-31 06:29am
I may not know Shep well, but this thread inspires me...
Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 37:
There is no overkill. There is only "Open fire" and "I need to reload".
THE LITANY FOR FEAR
I must nuke.
Nuking is the enemy-killer.
Nuking is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my nuking.
I will permit it to pass over mine enemies and through them.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the nuking has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
MKS Bible, Psalm 7.62:
1 The Bomb is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 It maketh mine enemies to lie down in scorched pastures: it leadeth them beside the radioactive waters. 3 It restoreth my erection: it leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for America's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of terrorism, I will fear no hippies: for thou art with me; thy core and thy detonator they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a mushroom cloud before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with camo facepaint; my Geiger-counter runneth over. 6 Surely glory and mercilessness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will press on the Big-Red-Button of the Bomb for ever.
AMEN!
[credit to Schlock Mercenary, Dune's 'Litany Against Fear' and KJV Bible Psalm 23]
Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 37:
There is no overkill. There is only "Open fire" and "I need to reload".
THE LITANY FOR FEAR
I must nuke.
Nuking is the enemy-killer.
Nuking is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my nuking.
I will permit it to pass over mine enemies and through them.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the nuking has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
MKS Bible, Psalm 7.62:
1 The Bomb is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 It maketh mine enemies to lie down in scorched pastures: it leadeth them beside the radioactive waters. 3 It restoreth my erection: it leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for America's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of terrorism, I will fear no hippies: for thou art with me; thy core and thy detonator they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a mushroom cloud before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with camo facepaint; my Geiger-counter runneth over. 6 Surely glory and mercilessness shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will press on the Big-Red-Button of the Bomb for ever.
AMEN!
[credit to Schlock Mercenary, Dune's 'Litany Against Fear' and KJV Bible Psalm 23]
Posted: 2005-12-31 06:45am
Me like, me want this. 
Posted: 2005-12-31 07:08am
Kind of reminds me of Monty Python's "Church Bells" skit.