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I used to have a siamese cat when I was a kid. She got out though and got hit by a car 
our kitten in a strainer 
our cat (whom we presume is a pure bread Russian Blue) and our kitten
our fish all alone in his 10 gallon tank cause he's a bully who eats other fish.
Special is a birmanese and we named her like that because she has only half of her tail (and , let's admit it, after a cartoon characterMrs Kendall wrote:Aww, are those siamese cats? Cute whatever they are
). How she got that way we have no clue, but I've seen on National Geographic another cat that was born that way, so it might be the case here too.
Holy Crap, now those are some crazy kitty eyesComosicus wrote:
Thank you. That picture is at least several months old. Meanwhile, she learned to close her eyes as soon as the focus led blinks on the camera so we can hardly get other pictures like that.Mrs Kendall wrote:Holy Crap, now those are some crazy kitty eyesComosicus wrote:
http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/4770/69kh.th.jpg
Cute pictures Comosicus
it's a birmese ms kendal, they along with siamese and himalians were originally bred to fight demons. well since there are no demons invading tibet and siam these days you can see how sucessfull they were.Mrs Kendall wrote:Holy Crap, now those are some crazy kitty eyesComosicus wrote:
Cute pictures Comosicus
I didn't know that part about fighting demons. One can learn a new thing here every day. So it seems I can sleep even better from now onThe Yosemite Bear wrote:it's a birmese ms kendal, they along with siamese and himalians were originally bred to fight demons. well since there are no demons invading tibet and siam these days you can see how sucessfull they were.Mrs Kendall wrote:
Holy Crap, now those are some crazy kitty eyes
Cute pictures Comosicus
Hey! That's a neat little piece of information, ThanksThe Yosemite Bear wrote:it's a birmese ms kendal, they along with siamese and himalians were originally bred to fight demons. well since there are no demons invading tibet and siam these days you can see how sucessfull they were.Mrs Kendall wrote:Holy Crap, now those are some crazy kitty eyesComosicus wrote:
Cute pictures Comosicus
That's not the Fattest Cat in the world, this is...squidman001 wrote:[img]snip[/img]
behold the fattest cat in the land, ROMEO!
Or this one, I can't tell... look at the expression on it's face 
Dogs New Year's Resolutions
Even though I'm a springer, I will not spring through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
I will not eat other animals' poop.
I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
I will not eat my own vomit.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
NarcMrs Kendall wrote:That's awesome TheSki, you should have posted the cat one you pmed me, or wait, you're trying to seem all tough by liking dog stuff, right
Good luck with that now
Excerpts from a Dog's diary:
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another house plant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of
time......
Cats RULE!!!ASVS and the fanfic archives wrote:Subject: <Humor>Bootstrap program for a cat
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 03:07:44 -0800
From: "Colin Brian Witz" <ybear@inreach.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars
Standby mode: off/on
off
Fuel Levels:
Chicken: 45%
Fish: 10%
Kibble: 20%
Liquid: 40%
Warning: Must obtain, fresh cat food
Temperature: 65*F (Warning, temperature is 5* below optimum snoozing
levels)
Bladder Capacity: 30%
Bowel Capacity: 10%
Armament:
LF claws: ok
RF claws: (#3 RF claw has been damaged, suggest repair/cleaning
subroutine involving drapes)
LR claws: ok
RR claws: ok
Teeth: ok
Utilities:
Sharpen Claws: It has been 3 hours since the last Sharpen Routine
Gravity Check Sum: It has been 20hrs since last gravity check via
falling object.
Slave check Subroutine: *Meow* slaves respond y/n
Bathing: it has been 1 hr since last tong bath
stalk and attack cat food bowl. .5 hrs since last subroutine.
begin 15min nap: it has been .00005 hrs since last nap subroutine
Engage High Speed move for 23 seconds followed by engage nap routine.
options: Other
Go outside and stalk Birds (Executing)
Subject: Bootstrap Program for a Dog
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 19:53:58 -0800
From: "Colin Brian Witz" <ybear@inreach.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars
Standby Mode: Off
Reactivating
Clean/erase/defragmenter
memories:Running.................................................Done
Check is Alpha Male or Female Present: y/n:n
Run climb onto sofa/bed: running.............................<Program
fault squirrels outside>
execute chase:..............<Program fault Squirrel runs up tree>
execute Bark:
running................................................................
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.........................................Done
execute lick privates0:
running................................................................
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........................................Done
Warning Fluid levels low from licking/barking
Execute drink from toilet:
Running............................................................
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.....................................<Program fault: Alpha human at
door>
Execute greet human: .................................Done
Execute lick human on
face:..................................................................
.....
.Done
