StarDestroyer.Net BBS

They do what you tell them to do

I love these things (NSFW or family functions or Sunday school)

Yeah, uh... that needs better command recognition. First thing I type, they do the wrong thing.

Here's some commands DP:
angry, arse/hot, bitch, blowjob, breast, bumper, can i get your number, cameltoe, catfight, come, cry, cunt, dance/the office, drunk, enter your command, exercise, fall, finger, football/piggy in the middle, hug, jeremy clarkson/pervert/top gear, jump, kill, kiss, laugh, leg, limbo/one of the lads, lingerie, mirror, naked, newspaper, peach, pussy, run, service the car, sexy, shake, spank, strip, tickle, wash, waterfight, wave, wax, wet, wheel, whore.

EDIT: orgasm and soap are good too.

You would have thought smile would have been an easy one

I know what you mean. Those frowns are sure to kill any excitement.

Frankly, that's kind of lame.

That's neat for about ten seconds. Then I wonder what else I could be doing.

With these, all I do is have them make out once, and then close the window. They're so impressively boring, that the original Subservient Chicken is much more interesting (although that's because it was programmed to do literally everything).

That was entertaining, but now I should get back to my more hardcore stuff

Jesus tailpipe-humping Christ, just clean the fucking car ladies! It'll get streaks if you leave it like that.