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Jesus and Mohammed

Posted: 2006-04-26 11:00pm
by Wicked Pilot
Jesus and Mo

If you don't think this is funny then you can just go to hell.

Posted: 2006-04-26 11:02pm
by Kuja
Worth a few chuckles.

Posted: 2006-04-26 11:04pm
by Wicked Pilot
Kuja wrote:Worth a few chuckles.
Your location speaks for itself.

Posted: 2006-04-26 11:06pm
by Noble Ire
Very nice. :)
The first one is quite spot on; I've seen Fundies argue in exactly that way.

Posted: 2006-04-26 11:17pm
by Kuja
Wicked Pilot wrote:
Kuja wrote:Worth a few chuckles.
Your location speaks for itself.
Indeed it does.

Posted: 2006-04-28 12:58am
by The Yosemite Bear
nice and heretical...

Posted: 2006-04-28 02:17am
by Metatwaddle
I liked the first and second ones best.

"These days we've got much better stuff."

Posted: 2006-04-28 02:45am
by fgalkin
I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2006-04-28 11:59am
by Namarie
I thought the fact that Mo was reading "Goat buyer" for some reason to be really funny. ^_^

Posted: 2006-04-28 03:27pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Indeed. It mocks both, because Mohammed punks Jesus, and it mocks Islam just by representing Mohammed.

Posted: 2006-04-28 04:41pm
by kheegster
fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.
That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.

Posted: 2006-04-28 05:45pm
by Elheru Aran
kheegan wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.
That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.
Same here. I don't believe the Muslims approve of crucifixion, given that one of their own prophets, Isa al-Masih (aka, Jesus) supposedly died in that manner. Of course, they do claim that Judas Iscariot replaced him on the Cross, so I suppose I can see how they could rationalize using it as a punishment...

Posted: 2006-04-28 06:34pm
by fgalkin
Elheru Aran wrote:
kheegan wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I found it extremely ironic that Mohammed says that "crucifiction is no longer legal," when the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia practices crucifiction for murderers as part of Sharia law.
That's news to me. I was under the impression that the death penalty for murder is carried out by public beheading.
Same here. I don't believe the Muslims approve of crucifixion, given that one of their own prophets, Isa al-Masih (aka, Jesus) supposedly died in that manner. Of course, they do claim that Judas Iscariot replaced him on the Cross, so I suppose I can see how they could rationalize using it as a punishment...
Punishments for boundary crimes include execution by beheading or stoning, crucifixion, amputation (of a hand, or a hand and a foot, depending on the crime), banishment, or flogging, and persons convicted of boundary crimes cannot be pardoned.
So says the Human Rights Watch
SANDY Mitchell, the Scot placed under sentence of death in Saudi Arabia, has revealed he was due to be executed by crucifixion, writes Christopher Claire.

Mitchell said he was told by his Saudi lawyer that the sentence called for the victim’s head to be "partially" severed and the body fixed to an X-shaped cross in public view for three days.

Public beheadings are routine in Saudi Arabia, but crucifixion is reserved as an exemplary punishment under sharia (Islamic) law for crimes of the utmost severity. Two highway robbers have been executed in this way in the past 20 years.
linky

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin