Should be posted on every restroom door...

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Should be posted on every restroom door...

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Hehehe.





Funny. :twisted:
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If you could do that, I bet someone would pay you money to film it.
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I'm sure people out there have tried it. And I'm sure a few of them had their rib cages removed for the sole purpose of it.
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Actually I'm pretty sure I could do it with my legs crossed behind my head (as also mentioned in the special abilities thread) :lol:
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Cpt_Frank wrote:Actually I'm pretty sure I could do it with my legs crossed behind my head (as also mentioned in the special abilities thread) :lol:
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Re: Should be posted on every restroom door...

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If i could do that i would never leave my house...or would I? I don't know
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Wait a second, O Glorious Leader of Decepticons...I usually agree with you, but why the hell would that be discouraged?
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Robert Treder wrote:Wait a second, O Glorious Leader of Decepticons...I usually agree with you, but why the hell would that be discouraged?
Dude, haven't you ever seen Clerks?
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"I could never reach."
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Galvatron wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Wait a second, O Glorious Leader of Decepticons...I usually agree with you, but why the hell would that be discouraged?
Dude, haven't you ever seen Clerks?

Story about a guy who kept trying and trying to blow himself until he finally was able to do it. Unfortunately he broke his neck in the process and he was found with his balls on his chin by whoever found his body.

I'm paraphrasing from memory.

That story and the obsession over the number of dicks sucked by the one guy's girlfriend were both pretty funny. The snowball things was just gross. Image
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I don't think its much of an issue for most restrooms...
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Tsyroc wrote:Story about a guy who kept trying and trying to blow himself until he finally was able to do it. Unfortunately he broke his neck in the process and he was found with his balls on his chin by whoever found his body.
"Balls resting on his lips." :lol:
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LoL :lol: Seriously, why would you want to suck your own dick, never got why some guys would want that. Breaking your neck and back and then getting cum and the taste of dick in your mouth isn't what I'd consider a pleasurable experience.
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I can almost do it. The best i've ever gotten is lips touching the very tip. The main issue is not your ribs (thats a myth) but rather your backs flexibility. Its actually really easy to stretch appropriately. Spend 30 seconds a night pulling your head directly towards your dick until it just begins to hurt and in a week you should be considerably closer to sucking it. No danger involved. :)
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Um, why?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Um, why?
Why not?
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XaLEv wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Um, why?
Why not?
Why yes?
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Not why yes?
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Stop spamming.

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Who said we are spamming?

Huh? Who?

See, no spam!
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Obviously not.
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Of course, such upstanding denizens as ourselves would never spam!
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HemlockGrey wrote:Obviously not.
Why not?

So all of this doesn't get deleted, I guess some men just like the feel of their penis in their mouth.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Why not?

So all of this doesn't get deleted, I guess some men just like the feel of their penis in their mouth.
I think it's more that they like the feel of their mouth on their penis.

Big difference.
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