In theory, I'm a modern day Donald Magic. Can you solve the paradox?
I have to ask you people a question. Does the term "Animal Rocket" carry any sexual intention to you? I don't want to get sued.
Ok, I was inspired to do this twice. Last week when I was doing cleanup at work I thought it up and started laughing like a loony. I'm glad I was alone in the building. Then I was inspired while listening to NPR. I don't know why, but I do.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
