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Weird Al > James Blunt : "You're Pitiful"
Posted: 2006-06-20 08:26am
by Bounty
Scroll down for links to the MP3 (his official site links to them, so I guess it's OK to download them)
My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants
But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you
Posted: 2006-06-20 08:56am
by Superman
Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
Posted: 2006-06-20 09:18am
by Durandal
I love Weird Al. He'll always be good.
Posted: 2006-06-20 09:24am
by Zac Naloen
Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
Posted: 2006-06-20 09:30am
by Bounty
The sad thing is that Blunt the Nearly-Castrato is still more badass then most American rappers. He may sing like he got the family jewels stuck on barb wire, he's still a war vet.
Posted: 2006-06-20 09:41am
by Dartzap
Not as good as the
Your Gullible remix I heared a few months back. Weird Al is still good though
Posted: 2006-06-20 09:56am
by Superman
Zac Naloen wrote:Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
Posted: 2006-06-20 10:11am
by Bounty
Superman wrote:Zac Naloen wrote:Superman wrote:Much better than the original. Not to mention you know that pop music has taken yet another turn for the stupid when a singer bills himself as James "Blunt." James Cunt is more like it.
Long live Weird Al!
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
It's not. He was born as
James Hillier-Blount.
Posted: 2006-06-20 10:18am
by Superman
Bounty wrote:Superman wrote:Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
It's not. He was born as
James Hillier-Blount.
But "Blunt" is cooler!
Posted: 2006-06-20 11:13am
by Zaia
That's fantastic! Especially this bit:
My life is brilliant
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I... Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)
I think that everytime the song comes on the radio.
Posted: 2006-06-20 12:58pm
by Beowulf
Bounty wrote:Superman wrote:Zac Naloen wrote:
You can't exactly blame him, it is his name
His name can't be really be "Blunt." Really? Prove it.
It's not. He was born as
James Hillier-Blount.
Of course, Blount is pronounced as "Blunt". So it's more of a change to match pronounciation.
Posted: 2006-06-21 03:01pm
by Dartzap
Just though I'd add
this 
Posted: 2006-06-21 03:06pm
by Pablo Sanchez
"Amish Paradise" is still my favorite.
Posted: 2006-06-21 03:55pm
by Faqa
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" all the way, baby!
Down in the workshop, all the elves were makin' toys...
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys....
When the Boss busted in, he nearly scared em' half to death....
Had a rifle in his hands, and cheap whiskey on his breath...
From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo...
Like a big fat drunk, disgruntled, Yultide Rambo
And he smiled and he said - with a twinkle in his eye...
"Merry Christmas to all - NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted: 2006-06-21 07:19pm
by squidman001
Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Posted: 2006-06-21 07:38pm
by Instant Sunrise
squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.
Posted: 2006-06-21 09:00pm
by Majin Gojira
skyman8081 wrote:squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.
Hell, he doesn't HAVE to ask--parody is the one Copyright-freebie area. He just askes because he's AWESOME.
Posted: 2006-06-22 04:03pm
by squidman001
skyman8081 wrote:squidman001 wrote:Al better watch out, the RIAA might come after him.
Um... With one exception, Weird Al always gets permission to make a parody of a song. Hell, most artists consider it an honor for Weird Al to parody them.
oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
Posted: 2006-06-22 04:18pm
by Hotfoot
squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.
Posted: 2006-06-27 09:37am
by lance
Hotfoot wrote:squidman001 wrote:oops! I forgot to add in this bit. Hes giving the song away free on his website. Thats was what i was warning about.
So what? Do you not understand that he created that song? That the original music was written by someone else is irrelevant because it was copied under parody. There is no clause saying that you have to charge money for a parody to be considered a parody.
Am I the only one who read that as a joke?
Posted: 2006-06-27 03:53pm
by squidman001
you mean that Al is giving HIS song away free on his site and the Riaa is gonna attack him for that? yes, proabably...
Posted: 2006-06-27 05:08pm
by Mr. T
Listened to it, and loved it
"Never had a date...that couldn't inflate"