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How...

LOTR SHOULD Have eneded
Surviving Aliens SHOULD Have eneded
Braveheart SHOULD Have eneded
The Matrix SHOULD Have eneded
Superman SHOULD Have eneded
StarWars SHOULD Have eneded
Willy Wonka SHOULD Have eneded
Saving Private Ryan SHOULD Have eneded

Thank you for several minutes of hilarity.

New to me too. Some quite good moments.

That was awesome

I can't believe you misspelled ended 8 times in a row.

Also, those were rather amusing.

Tarkin: "I say we are in range now. Fire."

Captain tycho wrote:I can't believe you misspelled ended 8 times in a row.

now that is funny, I don't care who you are.

I had never seen those before and they were funny.

That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

I thought the Braveheart one was fucking hilarious. They even had him shooting fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Executor32 wrote:That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

But it would have certainly...inconvenienced those people sitting on the moon orbiting it...

Executor32 wrote:That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

Not necessarily, what they really could have done was just shot right through Yavin and aimed at Yavin 4.

Oh, I found
How Underworld should have eneded(Sorry Cross, couldn't help it.)
How The Blair Witch Project should have ended.

SyntaxVorlon wrote:

Executor32 wrote:That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

Not necessarily, what they really could have done was just shot right through Yavin and aimed at Yavin 4.

How would the superlaser beam have simply passed through Yavin? And in a sufficiently predictable manner to hit the fourth moon?

Lord Zentei wrote:

SyntaxVorlon wrote:

Executor32 wrote:That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

Not necessarily, what they really could have done was just shot right through Yavin and aimed at Yavin 4.

How would the superlaser beam have simply passed through Yavin? And in a sufficiently predictable manner to hit the fourth moon?

Well it probably would have vaporized half of Yavin, but, small potatos.

Dahak wrote:

Executor32 wrote:That one was funny, but if they blew up Yavin they would've had to wait even longer to destroy the rebel base than if they went around the planet.

But it would have certainly...inconvenienced those people sitting on the moon orbiting it...

Not if they had a planetary shield, which they probably did.

Anyway, those videos are funny. Though I don't like all of them. Private Ryan is by far the weakest one, while the Superman one is the best.

Best line in the series
DS gunner well' be in range in 30 minutes.
Tarkin I say were in range now. Fire.

SyntaxVorlon wrote:

Lord Zentei wrote:How would the superlaser beam have simply passed through Yavin? And in a sufficiently predictable manner to hit the fourth moon?

Well it probably would have vaporized half of Yavin, but, small potatos.

Well, yes: obviously; the point is that a SL beam has always been observed to stop after it kills things.

Why not just go to their official website and watch them all?

I like the LoTR one.

"Yeah, one of us might have died."

Starwars was the best by far, with Han and Chwie hightailing it out of there:

"Can you believe I almost went back to help those people?"

very funny, thank you

I liked the Superman one.

"Are these the missiles I couldn't possibly catch? I mean I flew around the earth a few times, and these were the only giant missiles I could find!"