Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-01-09 03:33am

Darknes is over us!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-09 04:57am

Old, but funny anyway ^_^

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-09 11:53am

Ive never seen that one before. Thats funny.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-09 11:58am

Nah I say that's proof of Gollum's alive.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-09 05:39pm

*mental picture of bush skulking in the darkness* "my preccciousssss"

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-09 06:13pm

Faram wrote:Darknes is over us!

Bush's hand must be mighty hot if the lettering on the One Ring is visible. I wonder what his clothes are made of... asbestos?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-09 08:04pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Faram wrote:Darknes is over us!
Bush's hand must be mighty hot if the lettering on the One Ring is visible. I wonder what his clothes are made of... asbestos?

Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-09 08:07pm

Since Sauron was pretty much the only person it didn't turn invisible...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-09 08:14pm

Hmm....so Sauron = Bush?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-09 08:16pm

Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...

Because Sauron was almost aflame.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-09 08:18pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...
Because Sauron was almost aflame.

No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-09 08:32pm

Dalton wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...
Because Sauron was almost aflame.
No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.

No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-09 08:58pm

Durandal wrote:
Dalton wrote:No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.
No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.

Where is this?

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-09 09:08pm

In the fire, the letters could be seen. Does that mean Bush's hand is as hot as fire?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-09 11:26pm

"I'd like your vote!"

*FOOM*

"AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

"Whoops, forgot about that lil' detail..."

drifter god · Post by **drifter god** » 2003-01-09 11:29pm

but when he goes to war, will he be able to withstand chemical weapons??

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-10 01:05am

Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Dalton wrote:No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.
No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.
Where is this?

At the point where Gandalf narrates Isildur's account of how he came into possession of the One Ring. He says something to the effect of "the heat from Sauron's body burned me badly... I cut the Ring off... there was strange lettering on it, that faded as I looked at it, perhaps because it missed the heat of it's master's body..."

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-10 01:08am

Ashcroft and the other nasty members of the Bush administration = Nazgul?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-10 01:11am

Nah. Cabinet = Nazgul, Senate = important higher-ups, House = middle minions, US = Orc hordes

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-10 09:38am

Crayz9000 wrote:At the point where Gandalf narrates Isildur's account of how he came into possession of the One Ring. He says something to the effect of "the heat from Sauron's body burned me badly... I cut the Ring off... there was strange lettering on it, that faded as I looked at it, perhaps because it missed the heat of it's master's body..."

Ah, the account of Isildur. Let me see...Council of Elrond in the book...yep, you are right. I stand corrected.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-01-10 12:02pm

Bush just isn't evil enough to be Sauron. Sure, he's a fucking idiot, but he's no Sauron. He's more like Sauron's fucktard kid that the Nazghul and Uruk-hai have to suck up to.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-10 12:49pm

Durandal wrote:Bush just isn't evil enough to be Sauron. Sure, he's a fucking idiot, but he's no Sauron. He's more like Sauron's fucktard kid that the Nazghul and Uruk-hai have to suck up to.

Ignorance has an evil of it's own.

So does stupidity

Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-10 01:16pm

NecronLord wrote:Ignorance has an evil of it's own.

So does stupidity

Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.

Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-10 03:38pm

Dalton wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Ignorance has an evil of it's own.

So does stupidity

Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.
Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.

According to Tolkien his intent was to put it in order, the whole shadow thing is eves spouting mythspeak.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-01-10 06:58pm

Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.

Yeah. Unlike Bush, who wants to conquer the world and cover the Middle East in- oh wait..

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