Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 03:33am
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Darknes is over us!
Posted: 2003-01-09 04:57am
Old, but funny anyway ^_^
Posted: 2003-01-09 11:53am
Ive never seen that one before. Thats funny.
Posted: 2003-01-09 11:58am
Nah I say that's proof of Gollum's alive. 
Posted: 2003-01-09 05:39pm
*mental picture of bush skulking in the darkness* "my preccciousssss"
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 06:13pm
Bush's hand must be mighty hot if the lettering on the One Ring is visible. I wonder what his clothes are made of... asbestos?Faram wrote:Darknes is over us!
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:04pm
Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...Crayz9000 wrote:Bush's hand must be mighty hot if the lettering on the One Ring is visible. I wonder what his clothes are made of... asbestos?Faram wrote:Darknes is over us!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:07pm
Since Sauron was pretty much the only person it didn't turn invisible...
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:14pm
Hmm....so Sauron = Bush?
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:16pm
Because Sauron was almost aflame.Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:18pm
No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.Crayz9000 wrote:Because Sauron was almost aflame.Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:32pm
No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.Dalton wrote:No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.Crayz9000 wrote:Because Sauron was almost aflame.Dalton wrote:Actually it glowed while on Sauron's hand too...
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-09 08:58pm
Where is this?Durandal wrote:No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.Dalton wrote:No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.
Posted: 2003-01-09 09:08pm
In the fire, the letters could be seen. Does that mean Bush's hand is as hot as fire? 
Posted: 2003-01-09 11:26pm
"I'd like your vote!"
*FOOM*
"AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"Whoops, forgot about that lil' detail..."
*FOOM*
"AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
"Whoops, forgot about that lil' detail..."
Posted: 2003-01-09 11:29pm
but when he goes to war, will he be able to withstand chemical weapons??
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-10 01:05am
At the point where Gandalf narrates Isildur's account of how he came into possession of the One Ring. He says something to the effect of "the heat from Sauron's body burned me badly... I cut the Ring off... there was strange lettering on it, that faded as I looked at it, perhaps because it missed the heat of it's master's body..."Dalton wrote:Where is this?Durandal wrote:No, it is stated in the books that Sauron's hand was very hot, so the writing was always clear.Dalton wrote:No, because Sauron forged the ring and was fucking evil.
Posted: 2003-01-10 01:08am
Ashcroft and the other nasty members of the Bush administration = Nazgul? 
Posted: 2003-01-10 01:11am
Nah. Cabinet = Nazgul, Senate = important higher-ups, House = middle minions, US = Orc hordes
Re: Frodo failed evil has the ONE ring!
Posted: 2003-01-10 09:38am
Ah, the account of Isildur. Let me see...Council of Elrond in the book...yep, you are right. I stand corrected.Crayz9000 wrote:At the point where Gandalf narrates Isildur's account of how he came into possession of the One Ring. He says something to the effect of "the heat from Sauron's body burned me badly... I cut the Ring off... there was strange lettering on it, that faded as I looked at it, perhaps because it missed the heat of it's master's body..."
Posted: 2003-01-10 12:02pm
Bush just isn't evil enough to be Sauron. Sure, he's a fucking idiot, but he's no Sauron. He's more like Sauron's fucktard kid that the Nazghul and Uruk-hai have to suck up to.
Posted: 2003-01-10 12:49pm
Ignorance has an evil of it's own.Durandal wrote:Bush just isn't evil enough to be Sauron. Sure, he's a fucking idiot, but he's no Sauron. He's more like Sauron's fucktard kid that the Nazghul and Uruk-hai have to suck up to.
So does stupidity
Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.
Posted: 2003-01-10 01:16pm
Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.NecronLord wrote:Ignorance has an evil of it's own.
So does stupidity
Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.
Posted: 2003-01-10 03:38pm
According to Tolkien his intent was to put it in order, the whole shadow thing is eves spouting mythspeak.Dalton wrote:Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.NecronLord wrote:Ignorance has an evil of it's own.
So does stupidity
Not to mention the evil of sauron is questionable. He wasn't all that evil. From a certaion point of view.
Posted: 2003-01-10 06:58pm
Yeah. Unlike Bush, who wants to conquer the world and cover the Middle East in- oh wait..Yeah, he just wanted to fucking conquer the world and cover Middle-Earth in Shadow.