Star Trek XI: Return To The Dyson Sphere
-The Enterprise Crew - which now consists of a yet-even-older-looking B4 (with Data's mind and memory) - comes back to the Dyson Sphere, only to find that Scotty has once again gotten himself into mischief, this time having angered the entire cast of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, who are chasing him around on the inner surface of the Sphere. And Marina Sirtis finally appears totally nude.
(I imagine it'd be considered the Best Trek Ever.)
How much mass would the Dyson sphere need?
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