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Based on looks alone, come ON. T'Pol is the hottest, followed immediately by Seven.
At least, you wouldn't have to ask me twice to jump into the sack with either actress. That's some serious breast-man's happiness there.
At least, you wouldn't have to ask me twice to jump into the sack with either actress. That's some serious breast-man's happiness there.
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Chesticles are all fine and good, but to me a good body isn't much without a knockout face. I think T'Pol and Seven fall way short of both Daxes in that category.Lagmonster wrote:Based on looks alone, come ON. T'Pol is the hottest, followed immediately by Seven.
At least, you wouldn't have to ask me twice to jump into the sack with either actress. That's some serious breast-man's happiness there.
Jadzia, absolute hotness. I also think Hoshi deserves an honorable mention.
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I voted for Jeri Ryan, she is just hot. But now that I think about it, I don't think I want to follow where Bragga has been. Yueck....
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Seven of Nine: Hooterriffic, and her face is pretty, if not spectactular. Tied with T'Pol for dead fish personality, though.
B'Elanna Torres: Never did much for me, really. And getting clobbered with a painstick is not my idea of foreplay.
Uhura: Sweet dark chocolate, oh yeah.
Deanna Troi: I don't know why so many people say she's ugly. She's not the leader of the pack in terms of how pretty her face is, but the body is plenty curvy (she looked better later in TNG when her outfits weren't quite so ridiculous). Sweet enough girl, personality wise.
Beverly Crusher: Attractive, but only mildly so. Not the type I'd say no to in real life, but this isn't real life. Plus, I'd hate to get in a territory fight with Captain Picard.
Tasha Yar: You KNOW she's dying to try out the "Nazi prison camp commandant" role. Smokin' body, too. Sela Yar might be even more interesting.
Jadzia Dax: Definitely a babe, but nothing on her really stands out. Still fuckable.
Ezri Dax: Ditto.
Major Kira: In the mirror universe, she made out with Ezri. Sweet, sweet ass. If I recall correctly, she's one of the few Trek females who didn't hook up with some horrible beast-man (Troi and Dax with Worf), neutred and domesticated non-entity (Troi again with Riker, B'Elana with Paris, Seven with Chacot...Chako...Count Chocula), the captain (Yeoman Rand and Uhura with Kirk, Beverly Crusher with Picard), or the just plain strange (Yar with Data, though she was drunk). I don't remember if she did anything with Odo. That might come under just plain strange, but with a shapeshifter, you can have anything you like on any given night, so that's a smart move.
T'Pol: Give Seven of Nine blowjob lips, a Moe haircut, and a few (extra) mild psychological disorders, and you have T'Pol. Tits the size of cantaloupes, personality like a burlap potato sack, which by the way, probably describes most of her sexual technique. I'd fuck her anyway. It's the tits. I'm a pig.
And the ones who weren't mentioned:
Yeoman Rand: Definitely the hottest regular on TOS. That is, however, Captain Kirk's turf. No telling what happens if you go there.
Hoshi Sato: Gimme some of that Asian goodness, oh yeah. I think she's the prettiest girl out of the whole bunch. She looks nice and repressed, and we all know what happens when you get one of those girls in the sack. Get her before Trip does.
Kes: Never did anything at all for me. And I'm not going where Neelix has been. No. Fucking. Way.
Janeway: Alright, listen. She really doesn't look that bad. The makeup department tried their best to ruin her appearance with shit hair styles *cough*T'Pol*cough*, and she's nowhere near the top of this list, but she's not a Ferengi, either. I think she gets a bad rap because what the writers did to her character was a microcosm for what they did to Voyager in general.
B'Elanna Torres: Never did much for me, really. And getting clobbered with a painstick is not my idea of foreplay.
Uhura: Sweet dark chocolate, oh yeah.
Deanna Troi: I don't know why so many people say she's ugly. She's not the leader of the pack in terms of how pretty her face is, but the body is plenty curvy (she looked better later in TNG when her outfits weren't quite so ridiculous). Sweet enough girl, personality wise.
Beverly Crusher: Attractive, but only mildly so. Not the type I'd say no to in real life, but this isn't real life. Plus, I'd hate to get in a territory fight with Captain Picard.
Tasha Yar: You KNOW she's dying to try out the "Nazi prison camp commandant" role. Smokin' body, too. Sela Yar might be even more interesting.
Jadzia Dax: Definitely a babe, but nothing on her really stands out. Still fuckable.
Ezri Dax: Ditto.
Major Kira: In the mirror universe, she made out with Ezri. Sweet, sweet ass. If I recall correctly, she's one of the few Trek females who didn't hook up with some horrible beast-man (Troi and Dax with Worf), neutred and domesticated non-entity (Troi again with Riker, B'Elana with Paris, Seven with Chacot...Chako...Count Chocula), the captain (Yeoman Rand and Uhura with Kirk, Beverly Crusher with Picard), or the just plain strange (Yar with Data, though she was drunk). I don't remember if she did anything with Odo. That might come under just plain strange, but with a shapeshifter, you can have anything you like on any given night, so that's a smart move.
T'Pol: Give Seven of Nine blowjob lips, a Moe haircut, and a few (extra) mild psychological disorders, and you have T'Pol. Tits the size of cantaloupes, personality like a burlap potato sack, which by the way, probably describes most of her sexual technique. I'd fuck her anyway. It's the tits. I'm a pig.
And the ones who weren't mentioned:
Yeoman Rand: Definitely the hottest regular on TOS. That is, however, Captain Kirk's turf. No telling what happens if you go there.
Hoshi Sato: Gimme some of that Asian goodness, oh yeah. I think she's the prettiest girl out of the whole bunch. She looks nice and repressed, and we all know what happens when you get one of those girls in the sack. Get her before Trip does.
Kes: Never did anything at all for me. And I'm not going where Neelix has been. No. Fucking. Way.
Janeway: Alright, listen. She really doesn't look that bad. The makeup department tried their best to ruin her appearance with shit hair styles *cough*T'Pol*cough*, and she's nowhere near the top of this list, but she's not a Ferengi, either. I think she gets a bad rap because what the writers did to her character was a microcosm for what they did to Voyager in general.
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Hoshi Sato: Gimme some of that Asian goodness, oh yeah. I think she's the prettiest girl out of the whole bunch. She looks nice and repressed, and we all know what happens when you get one of those girls in the sack. Get her before Trip does.
She is a doll. And I know exactly what happens when you get one of them in the sack. Been there.
She is a doll. And I know exactly what happens when you get one of them in the sack. Been there.
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Been there, done that, still have a scar on my lower back as a souvenier.Captain Kruger wrote:Hoshi Sato: Gimme some of that Asian goodness, oh yeah. I think she's the prettiest girl out of the whole bunch. She looks nice and repressed, and we all know what happens when you get one of those girls in the sack. Get her before Trip does.
She is a doll. And I know exactly what happens when you get one of them in the sack. Been there.
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That's an awful picture of her. Though the haircut is terrible. Jesus, you'd think they could find ONE halfway decent stylist in LOS ANGELES, for Chrissakes.Baron Mordo wrote:
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Ick! The girl has sex through her palms, for cryin' out loud.RedImperator wrote:Kes: Never did anything at all for me. And I'm not going where Neelix has been. No. Fucking. Way.
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I'm taking Jadzia Dax. She's big bundle of fun who's into all kinds of kinky sex. Blue eyes too, nice. We could fuck each other senseless every night and then some, how much better does it get?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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actually Pulaski was hot in her day. She was in TOS episode before TNG. She was a looker.Keevan_Colton wrote:I just noticed....you missed out Janeway and Polaski....what about the severe masochists out there....how do they vote??
But It's a three way tie between the Daxes and Seven for me.
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Thats actually a not bad one at all.....plus as I recall (I forget her name now...) the lass that played Tasha Yar was in a couple of the Red Shoe Diaries years ago....a nice bit of handcuffs and policewoman type stuff happening there.....I think Terry Farrell has been in some similar stuff too....though we might be very distantly related so that'd be strangebeyond hope wrote:Ensign Ro
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You will all undoubtedly find this to be incredibly offensive, but do any of you remember the VOY episode where they ran into the Klingons who thought Torres's imminent micro-brat was the Messiah?
Remember the tall redheaded Klingon bitch who wanted to jump Kim's whimpering bones?
She's mine. Oh, yeah. I actually cheered for Neelix. (Bitch is getting a good sonic shower first, now that I think about it.) I'd take that strappin' lass into Tuvok's quarters, and between the two of us see to it that we delivered maximum insult to the local environment...
Remember the tall redheaded Klingon bitch who wanted to jump Kim's whimpering bones?
She's mine. Oh, yeah. I actually cheered for Neelix. (Bitch is getting a good sonic shower first, now that I think about it.) I'd take that strappin' lass into Tuvok's quarters, and between the two of us see to it that we delivered maximum insult to the local environment...