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Just looked at all the starfleet ships shown at http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org and I made a few personal revalations.

1) The Prometheus is a gay ship, even for a prototype.

2) A sphere would NOT make a good "Sauser section"ish part of a ship.

3) The ship designer for "BoBW" was lazy and on all the non-creative drugs.

4) The Nova-Class would of made a hella cooler E-E.

5) What Akiraprise means, lazy bastards.

6) Putting the Sauser section behind the warp nacels looks like shit(Elexorstien or Shelly-Class)

7)A lot of the new ships and ships in the Battle Group from ST:N are named after destroyed Constitution-Class ships(Intrepid, Defiant, one or two more I can't remember)

Enterprise C-D are the worst looking Enterprises.

9)Nacel creativity is apparently almost impossible with out Roddenbery.

10) Voyager was written by Chimpazese.

Now ow...no insulting Chimps with number 10...they are of more deserving of our respect.

anarchistbunny wrote:10) Voyager was written by Chimpazese.

That's an insult to our noble simian cousins. B&B's creative talents would be looked down on by even a brain dead sea monkey.

Stormbringer wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:10) Voyager was written by Chimpazese.

That's an insult to our noble simian cousins. B&B's creative talents would be looked down on by even a brain dead sea monkey.

Sorry sorry, just going for the Monky-hamlet thing, without the impossible time frame, so it results in this. Probly should of reserved that for Enterprise.

10) Voyager dimentions were made by dice-chuckers.

This should probly be moved to the Pure ST.

anarchistbunny wrote:4) The Nova-Class would of made a hella cooler E-E.

Naah.

Enterprise C-D are the worst looking Enterprises.

I disagree - they could fit the role of a colony ship or something. Also, they look pretty.

Seriously, in some episodes, the Galaxy-class looked pretty fucking huge and imposing.

9)Nacel creativity is apparently almost impossible with out Roddenbery.

Nasal creativity? How does that work?

Um...Dude, the Nova is like half the size of an intrepid. That's like saying the Norway class is cool or B&B are geniuses.

Aya wrote:Um...Dude, the Nova is like half the size of an intrepid. That's like saying the Norway class is cool or B&B are geniuses.

Perhaps he meant Nebula?

I personally think the Galaxy is the best TNG+ ship yet. The Defiant was nice, but it was a bit small. Soveriegn doesn't act the part... it never feels like a truly massive ship to me.