StarDestroyer.Net BBS

I have this bookmarked in my personal bar for quick reading.

Eye splittingly chokingly funny!

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/enterprise/index.php3


I couldn't find the cause of Mayweather's
headache so I performed an autopsy. He won't be returning for duty
again. Ever.



All right! If Tucker dies, I move up in rank!
Wait, what do you mean I don't?

Your man on the desert planet is dying of thirst. Your transporters
work just fine. But he decides to stay with his alien friend until he
is okay. So what do you do?

I don't know, but whatever you do, do NOT beam down water to
your thirsty crewmember. Nor beam down a tent or some other
kind of protection. Also don't bother to check if the Suliban Cell
ship could survive the technobabble problem that stranded the
ships. Also don't beam down environmental suits for neither
Tucker nor the alien. Also don't beam up a sample of the alien's
water to replicate more. Yeah, it's best to just let them be
and suffer.

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http://www.firsttvdrama.com/endgame/index.php3
Voyager: End Game Review

Hell, clearly even the writers subconsciously want the series to die now.

Thank you Shep, bookmarked. Funny.

It's been posted before, but damn is it funny.

Funny and pretty sarcastic, but rightfully so.

More horseshit from Braga:

"I needed something new, something fresh. As a writer, I don't think that I could have written one more line of dialogue for Voyager. I really had just about had it with the 24th Century. One thing I'm finding here after having written ['Broken Bow'] plus 4 other episodes is that I do feel that I'm writing a different television show. Actually, Rick Berman and I were heavily influenced by [successful dramas like 'The West Wing' and 'The Sopranos'] We watch television too. Week after week we would watch shows like The Sopranos and we'd say 'Wouldn't it be great if we could just write people without having to worry about that somewhat stylised, neutral way of talking?' We were really pining to write characters like that. This concept allows us to really start writing more naturalistic characters."

You can't write dialogue to begin with, you dipshit!

It really is just all about them, isn't it?