What's the BEST Enterprise Episode?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-02-12 07:58pm

People have been talking about the WORST Enterprise episode, and so many have been proposed that it is almost impossible to reach anything resembling a consensus.

Which episode do you think is their best (or, if you prefer, least bad)? I think it will be more interesting to see if there's more consensus with that question, than with the worst.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-12 08:00pm

The last one. Ever.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-02-12 08:03pm

DOUBLE POST GO KABOOM!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-12 08:06pm

the best one will be when that hillbilly dipshit engineer...whats his name...Trip. Yea when trip reverse oscilates the phase variance of the tertiary field coil or something and blows that flying gong out of the sky.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-12 08:15pm

I thought the episode "Catwalk" was alright. Sure it had technobabble death radiation, and technobabble navigation through said radiation. But I thought it was an ok premise of havign to hide int he ships center, all the crew was board playing poker and watching movies down there. its not without its flaws, such as how they CAN put people in sick bay, but for some weird reason they don't. Aside,IMHO itdidn'tsuck, and thats a start. Burt with B&B's recent announcment to make ENT "sexier" they've taken whatever hope I had for the show and crammed it down my throat.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-12 08:57pm

The one that was 42 uninterrupted minutes of lesbian hatefucking with T'Pol, Hoshi, and a double-ended dildo.
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What do you mean, that's not an episode?

It would be better than anything that they've made so far.

EDIT: Fixed a typo.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-12 09:11pm

The live episode where Berman and Braga come on the ship, and are found to be traitors of humanity; they are then sentenced by the Vulcans to die for their crimes, when someone discovers none of the Phase Pistols work anymore. They then grab regular guns that they secretly kept as backup in case the Phase Pistols didn't work, and shoot B&B.

The funny part comes when the actors suddenly deviate from the script that B&B wrote, and the guns are real.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-12 09:42pm

They episode where they allow the women to go nude and T'pol has gretous full body shots for the whole episode.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-02-12 09:45pm

The one with the evil death radiation (tm) that made everyone irritable and narrow-focused was harmless.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-12 09:49pm

I actually enjoyed Borken Bow, but please don't hold that against me.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-12 10:15pm

Uh, Red, what's "hatefucking"?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-12 10:17pm

The pilot....after that....HORROR

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-12 10:49pm

HemlockGrey wrote:The last one. Ever.

Seconded.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-02-12 10:57pm

Any one I don't have to watch is OK.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-13 01:29am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Uh, Red, what's "hatefucking"?

You know, I'm not entirely sure, now that I think about it. I was under the impression it was the kind of really loud, violent, dirty fucking that happens when two people who can't stand each other end up in the sack.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-13 01:32am

The one where they decide to try filming the show live, and it backfires when Jolene Blalock is in the "Decon Chamber" again and she removed the boy hair wig and says "Fuck this shit im done" and kicks Scott Bakula and Trip in the nuts on the way out. Paramount is eternally disgraced and n Star Trek is shown for 20 years or so.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-02-13 04:48am

Uraniun235 wrote:The live episode where Berman and Braga come on the ship, and are found to be traitors of humanity; they are then sentenced by the Vulcans to die for their crimes, when someone discovers none of the Phase Pistols work anymore. They then grab regular guns that they secretly kept as backup in case the Phase Pistols didn't work, and shoot B&B.

The funny part comes when the actors suddenly deviate from the script that B&B wrote, and the guns are real.

I saw that one too. Even that one sucked.

But I got a laugh or two.

Seriously so far what I consider to be the best one is "Fallen Hero" but even that one is stupid.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-02-13 04:54am

RedImperator wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Uh, Red, what's "hatefucking"?
You know, I'm not entirely sure, now that I think about it. I was under the impression it was the kind of really loud, violent, dirty fucking that happens when two people who can't stand each other end up in the sack.

I read it as "hatfucking".

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-02-13 07:48am

The Boobyprise blooper reel. But not by much.

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2003-02-13 05:04pm

I enjoyed watching "Catwalk" and "Fallen Hero". Then again, just look at my sig.

I won't give up of hope of Enterprise turning into a good -no, I mean watchable - series until the last episode is over.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-13 06:02pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Uh, Red, what's "hatefucking"?
You know, I'm not entirely sure, now that I think about it. I was under the impression it was the kind of really loud, violent, dirty fucking that happens when two people who can't stand each other end up in the sack.
I read it as "hatfucking".

42 minutes of lesbian hatfucking would be interesting, if only in the sense that a train wreck is interesting. Now that I think about it, this is exactly what Enterforaprise would do--take a good idea like this and fuck it up. Instead of 42 minutes of Hoshi, T'Pol, handuffs, black leather, edible panties, nipple clips, ball gags, butt plugs, a cat-o-nine tails, a 32 inch double ended dildo, and Trip filming the whole thing, we'd get 42 minutes of the two of them getting freaky with hats. Hoshi would have a baseball cap, and T'Pol a stocking cap (get it? The frigid one gets a stocking cap! Ha ha ha. I slay me). B&B fuck up everything else they touch, so why WOULDN'T they mess up porn?