Sizes of Klingon Birds-of-Prey
Posted: 2009-07-23 03:43pm
Ladies, gents,
The "What stops Starfleet from building more ships" thread has seen considerable discussion about smaller Trek ships, including the BoP. It got me to thinking ... but a little preamble:
I think most of us know KBoPs have been scaled up and down throughout Trek.
In Trek III, Kruge's ship consistently seems about 110m long (just as ILM intended; their size chart pegged it at 360').
Moving onto TNG, we begin to see ever-larger Birds. Among other episodes, they look ~300m long and are wider than a Vor'cha cruiser ("Reunion," the "Redemption" two-parter, "Yesterday's Enterprise"). Two of these ships were going to defeat Vor'cha-class Bortas -- though, in fairness, they seemed to catch that ship off-guard, scoring several hits on Bortas before she was battle-ready. And three outwardly identical ships, called "K'Vort-class battlecruisers," were doing a fair job of beating the Enterprise-D in an ... ugh. I fucking hate this phrase: "alternate timeline"
I probably shouldn't even mention "The Defector," in which we see Birds-of-Prey that are almost 700m long Same said for "Way of the Warrior," in which we see one Bird-of-Prey that isn't quite 30m long
Since we do our best to suspend disbelief and, apart from glaring errors, treat FX like a historian would regard film from WWII, should we:
1. Ignore all of the different sizes. Birds-of-Prey are 110m long; end of story.
2. Ignore the different sizes and assume the ship was always around ~180-200m long -- a kind of chickenshit compromise between the little and big ships
3. Ignore only the largest and smallest ships, but recognize the difference between the scout and cruiser
4. Ignore either the largest or smallest
5. Accept every scale we see
I am not an engineer, but it seems very odd that a small ship and a cruiser-sized one might share the same planform. The details on the hull are identical. And even though we might be able to rationalize a K'Vort or B'Rel's huge-looking, lighted windows as something else (sensors?), why do they have identical weapon loadouts? We never see the big ships use more weapons than the tykes do.
On the other hand, the battles we see in "Yesterday's Enterprise" and "Redemption" make much more sense if those BoPs were substantially larger than Kruge's ship. Subjectively speaking, couple of 300m long cruisers seem like a credible threat to a GCS.
The second option requires that we pretend that, every time a BoP appears in TOS films and the majority of DS9, the 110 meterish ships we see are about half the actual article's size. However, at 200m, the Bird could both be the inferior of a Constitution in Trek III yet, in numbers, perhaps be powerful enough to give much larger Starfleet ships trouble in the 24th century.
I've no problem writing off the implausibly large "Defector" bird. Maybe our imaginary cameraman fudged the film stock. And the tiny "WOTW" Bird is so small that a 2m tall guy would have to CRAWL around the bridge. If he stood upright, they'd need to cut a hole in the ceiling and put a little fishbowl dome over it, like The Jetsons
I'm tempted to pick option 2 or 3, leaning closer to the third. But the whole "fuck it, we can just make it bigger" business still bugs me.
Thoughts? Rotten tomatoes lobbed my way?
The "What stops Starfleet from building more ships" thread has seen considerable discussion about smaller Trek ships, including the BoP. It got me to thinking ... but a little preamble:
I think most of us know KBoPs have been scaled up and down throughout Trek.
In Trek III, Kruge's ship consistently seems about 110m long (just as ILM intended; their size chart pegged it at 360').
Moving onto TNG, we begin to see ever-larger Birds. Among other episodes, they look ~300m long and are wider than a Vor'cha cruiser ("Reunion," the "Redemption" two-parter, "Yesterday's Enterprise"). Two of these ships were going to defeat Vor'cha-class Bortas -- though, in fairness, they seemed to catch that ship off-guard, scoring several hits on Bortas before she was battle-ready. And three outwardly identical ships, called "K'Vort-class battlecruisers," were doing a fair job of beating the Enterprise-D in an ... ugh. I fucking hate this phrase: "alternate timeline"
I probably shouldn't even mention "The Defector," in which we see Birds-of-Prey that are almost 700m long Same said for "Way of the Warrior," in which we see one Bird-of-Prey that isn't quite 30m long
Since we do our best to suspend disbelief and, apart from glaring errors, treat FX like a historian would regard film from WWII, should we:
1. Ignore all of the different sizes. Birds-of-Prey are 110m long; end of story.
2. Ignore the different sizes and assume the ship was always around ~180-200m long -- a kind of chickenshit compromise between the little and big ships
3. Ignore only the largest and smallest ships, but recognize the difference between the scout and cruiser
4. Ignore either the largest or smallest
5. Accept every scale we see
I am not an engineer, but it seems very odd that a small ship and a cruiser-sized one might share the same planform. The details on the hull are identical. And even though we might be able to rationalize a K'Vort or B'Rel's huge-looking, lighted windows as something else (sensors?), why do they have identical weapon loadouts? We never see the big ships use more weapons than the tykes do.
On the other hand, the battles we see in "Yesterday's Enterprise" and "Redemption" make much more sense if those BoPs were substantially larger than Kruge's ship. Subjectively speaking, couple of 300m long cruisers seem like a credible threat to a GCS.
The second option requires that we pretend that, every time a BoP appears in TOS films and the majority of DS9, the 110 meterish ships we see are about half the actual article's size. However, at 200m, the Bird could both be the inferior of a Constitution in Trek III yet, in numbers, perhaps be powerful enough to give much larger Starfleet ships trouble in the 24th century.
I've no problem writing off the implausibly large "Defector" bird. Maybe our imaginary cameraman fudged the film stock. And the tiny "WOTW" Bird is so small that a 2m tall guy would have to CRAWL around the bridge. If he stood upright, they'd need to cut a hole in the ceiling and put a little fishbowl dome over it, like The Jetsons
I'm tempted to pick option 2 or 3, leaning closer to the third. But the whole "fuck it, we can just make it bigger" business still bugs me.
Thoughts? Rotten tomatoes lobbed my way?