Funny Nemesis rant

Thunderfire · Post by **Thunderfire** » 2003-03-12 08:05am

I am not sure if someone has posted this before but
there is a funny nemesis rant at http://www.screamingmidget.com/mt/ask_k ... 00302.html

Setesh · Post by **Setesh** » 2003-03-12 03:21pm

If you aren't a Star Trek fan but get saddled into going to the movie with a Trekkian have some fun with it. Every time a Reman appears on the screen say, "I want to suck your blood!" in your best Dracula voice. And anytime a conversation is coming to an end ask "Are they going to hug?" It'll drive them crazy!

Lucky me I got drafted to take a pair of screaming preteen girls to see it. Prepared to sleep through a second showing. When we entwered the theatre I recognised a group of oddly dressed people who were the only occupants. Not as you may think cosplay trekkers, but the regulars of the local LARP (Live Action Role Play) gaming community. They had come decked out in full vampire goth gear. Knowing they are sadistic of mind and sarcastic of tongue, I sat among them. It was worth it when any Reman appeared on screen to the cry 'Ahhhh, Nosferatu!!'.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-03-12 05:57pm

Turn Nemesis into a drinking game... every time you get to a sucky part, take a shot! You'll be drunk before the opening credits are done!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-03-12 06:19pm

To be properly provisioned for that, one would need an entire truck

Of maximum strength siberian gulag home brew. (AKA 60% Alcohol 30% ice 10%?)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-03-12 08:24pm

10% purged Politburo members.

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2003-03-12 08:56pm

Uraniun235 wrote:10% purged Politburo members.

LOL!!!!