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Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise - Cracked.com
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Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise - Cracked.com
Q: How are children made in the TNG era Federation?
A: With power couplings. To explain, you shut down the power to the lights, and then, in the darkness, you have the usual TOS era coupling.
A: With power couplings. To explain, you shut down the power to the lights, and then, in the darkness, you have the usual TOS era coupling.
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Re: Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise - Cracked.com
The Captains' Decision Making Tree is classic.
"In the long run, however, there can be no excuse for any individual not knowing what it is possible for him to know. Why shouldn't he?" --Elliot Grosvenor, Voyage of the Space Beagle
Re: Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise - Cracked.com
"Fuck Heisenberg"
"Controls will only work for people with names (...)"
"Red Shirt Care Instructions"
LOL!!!!
"Controls will only work for people with names (...)"
"Red Shirt Care Instructions"
LOL!!!!