[Humor] The USS Make Sh*t Up
Posted: 2003-04-05 03:29am
This is song that I'm quite fond of, and I think you'll find quite amusing:
I was stranded, on a planet; just me and Spock.
We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up.
We found a hunk of crystal, and a metal piece of bed.
We made a laser phaser gun, and shot him in the head.
Bust a move, talk
I was standing on the bridge, when Sulu came to me,
His eyes were full of tears, he said "Captain, cant you see??"
The ship is gonna blow, do something I beeseech!
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum, and I stopped the warp core breach.
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we'll just make some shit up!
...and though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to makin up some shit.
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space!
If only he could beam those pimples of his face...
And if you're at a party, on the starship enterprise
and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies..
Setup an adreno field inside a can of peas
Hold onto Geordi's visor and... sing into Data's knee!
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we'll just make some shit up!
Sisko's on a mission... to go no bloody place.
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space.
The wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far.
We'll keep the booze, but please send back the fuckin' Jem-Hadar.
What is with the Klingons? Remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair, and lobsters on their heads.
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we just make some shit up!
Well I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddenly it dawned on me, I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
Cuz it was way back in the 60's when they called it Lost in Space
We were lookin' for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass, and lovely set of tits
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind
We're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behind...
...we just make some shit up.
by Voltaire
I was stranded, on a planet; just me and Spock.
We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up.
We found a hunk of crystal, and a metal piece of bed.
We made a laser phaser gun, and shot him in the head.
Bust a move, talk
I was standing on the bridge, when Sulu came to me,
His eyes were full of tears, he said "Captain, cant you see??"
The ship is gonna blow, do something I beeseech!
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum, and I stopped the warp core breach.
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we'll just make some shit up!
...and though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to makin up some shit.
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space!
If only he could beam those pimples of his face...
And if you're at a party, on the starship enterprise
and the karaoke player just plain old up and dies..
Setup an adreno field inside a can of peas
Hold onto Geordi's visor and... sing into Data's knee!
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we'll just make some shit up!
Sisko's on a mission... to go no bloody place.
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space.
The wormhole opened up and now they come from near and far.
We'll keep the booze, but please send back the fuckin' Jem-Hadar.
What is with the Klingons? Remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair, and lobsters on their heads.
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind, we just make some shit up!
Well I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddenly it dawned on me, I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
Cuz it was way back in the 60's when they called it Lost in Space
We were lookin' for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass, and lovely set of tits
(Chorus)
And I say...
Bounce the graviton particle beam off the Main Deflector Dish
That's the way we do things lad! We're makin' shit up as we wish.
The Klingons and the Romulans, they pose no threat to us!
Cuz if we find we're in a bind
We're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behind...
...we just make some shit up.
by Voltaire
