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So T'Pol is actually a man and not a woman?
Posted: 2003-04-11 05:59pm
by Dark Primus
http://www.trektoday.com/news/090403_02.shtml
Now it is proven fact that the so called female Vulcan going by the name T'Pol serving on Enterprise is actually a man. It has been stated on several occasions in TOS and Voyager that only male Vulcans can get Pon Farr that occurs every 7 years (?) and suddenly a female Vulcan can get Pon Farr? She must be a Vulcan male in disguise.
B&B are so brain-sick!
After contracting a virus on an away mission, T'Pol begins to prematurely experience severe symptoms of Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating cycle in which she has to mate or else die. She begins to make advances on Phlox as well as Reed in her burning desire to mate, forcing the crew to find a solution. Meanwhile, Archer is kidnapped by a bounty hunter who has been hired by the Klingons to bring him back to their planet where a bounty has been put on his head for escaping from their prison (from the "Judgment" episode).
Posted: 2003-04-11 06:04pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.
Of course, this has been known for months.
Posted: 2003-04-11 06:19pm
by Dark Primus
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.
I just wanted to play with the idea.
T'Pol works for a secret Vulcan organization, a man in disguised as a woman, and suddenly the Pon Farr gives him away. Now he must have sex with every crewmember on the ship that will suffer a terrific trauma as T'Pol penetrates them one by one. The crew gets black outs, they forget she is a man in disguise and the ship continues its journey as nothing has happened.
It would explain a lot.
Posted: 2003-04-11 06:25pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Hmm, would a post-op M-F transexual Vulcan still experiance Pon Farr?
Posted: 2003-04-11 06:30pm
by neoolong
So that explains the bowl haircut.
Posted: 2003-04-11 11:48pm
by Dennis Toy
i knew i KNEW this shit would happen....
Who wants to bet 2 bottles of scotch that the alien race won't be the Jem'Hadar...
Posted: 2003-04-12 12:50am
by Admiral Johnason
No, its the Borg.
Posted: 2003-04-12 12:54am
by Kuja
Nah, it'll be the Remans.
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:00am
by neoolong
Wouldn't the easiest solution be for someone to just screw her? Though she isn't my first choice, wouldn't it be an easy lay?
Yes, yes, extreme Vulcan strength, but that just makes it more interesting.
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:09am
by Dennis Toy
it will be the kids from "A pup named scooby-doo"
Posted: 2003-04-12 06:23am
by Gandalf
Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
Posted: 2003-04-12 12:34pm
by RedImperator
Who wants to bet that once this episode airs, Richard Whetstone (
http://www.firsttvdrama.com) gets disgusted and calls it quits?
Posted: 2003-04-12 12:52pm
by neoolong
Gandalf wrote:Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
Actually if they want to pay attention to established continuity they would have Archer and Reed fight over her.
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:13pm
by HemlockGrey
I wonder why he's so far behind...
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:23pm
by neoolong
He doesn't do it at a fixed rate. I read the reviews since near the beginning. It's always like that.
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:42pm
by Stormbringer
Dark Primus wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, the gruesome twosome just forgot/ignored that only Vulcan males get Pon Farr.
I just wanted to play with the idea.
T'Pol works for a secret Vulcan organization, a man in disguised as a woman, and suddenly the Pon Farr gives him away. Now he must have sex with every crewmember on the ship that will suffer a terrific trauma as T'Pol penetrates them one by one. The crew gets black outs, they forget she is a man in disguise and the ship continues its journey as nothing has happened.
It would explain a lot.
I'm suddenly having flashbacks to vandread.
Oh god, the horror! *clutches heads and collapses in a jibbering mess*
Posted: 2003-04-12 01:45pm
by Peregrin Toker
The most reasonable explanation is probably a glaring continuity glitch.
Posted: 2003-04-12 05:55pm
by 2000AD
No, the most resonable explanaition is that Beavis and Buttfuck are ass-raping Trek to try and make more money yet again.
I'm roughly quoting someone from a previous thread on this topic:
"It's not T'Pol it's T'Paul!"
Posted: 2003-04-12 06:04pm
by The Dark
2000AD wrote:"It's not T'Pol it's T'Paul!"
...RuPol...
Posted: 2003-04-13 03:29am
by Peregrin Toker
The Dark wrote:2000AD wrote:"It's not T'Pol it's T'Paul!"
...RuPol...
That's just wrong.
Posted: 2003-04-13 05:28am
by SPOOFE
Maybe she was born as a hermaphrodite, and underwent surgery to make her physically female... but the Vulcan doctors picked the wrong gender...
Posted: 2003-04-13 05:31am
by Spanky The Dolphin
I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic.
Posted: 2003-04-14 09:38am
by hvb
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic.
Yes we have to maintain suspense of disbelief after all
An in- or voluntary sexchange operation is the obvious fix for B&Bs little paradox, if you will pardon my choice of phrasiology
Posted: 2003-04-14 01:39pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
neoolong wrote:Gandalf wrote:Wouldn't it be logical for her to screw Archer or something? It's not like there are close Vulcans...
Actually if they want to pay attention to established continuity they would have Archer and Reed fight over her.
Brrrzzzzztt!!! Actually, it would be more logical in this case for T'Pol to fight another female crewmember for Archer. T'Pol/Hoshi catfight. Hoshi takes it.
Posted: 2003-04-14 01:41pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
hvb wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I like the post-op transexual theory the best. It's the most realistic.
Yes we have to maintain suspense of disbelief after all
An in- or voluntary sexchange operation is the obvious fix for B&Bs little paradox, if you will pardon my choice of phrasiology
Actually, I'm pretty sure T'Pol would have to be
pre-op for the Pon Farr thing to still be a factor.