The biggest WTF in Voyager history...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-13 10:56pm

...I turn on the TV to see the Doctor singing opera, Tuvok going into a psychopathic Pon Farr rage, the Doctor singing an impromtu opera based on the Pon Farr, and then tranqualizing him.

Er. Right.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-13 11:04pm

And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-13 11:12pm

Have you seen it completely it was some holodeck fantasy of the doctor.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-13 11:21pm

Yeah, I'm roughly halfway through. Bizarre ep.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-13 11:24pm

Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-13 11:32pm

neoolong wrote:Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.

And whats funny about these aliens is their heads are shaped like potatos.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-13 11:49pm

What has this got to do with SW vs ST? Thread moved.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-04-14 12:47am

*Trying to think of a way this could potentially be relevant to the original forum.*

Nope. You've exceeded even my humor engine.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-14 12:58am

HemlockGrey wrote:And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-14 02:40am

Question should the Doctor whose show the aliens were stolen from, use his not fully functional "Telephone Booth" and remove Berman & Bragga from the time stream for this?

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-04-14 03:08am

Montcalm wrote:
neoolong wrote:Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.
And whats funny about these aliens is their heads are shaped like potatos.

The Hierachy aliens? Goddamn Pigheads with some familiar accent calling themselves the Hierachy is the holy shit WTF besides 'Threshold' in Voyager. They even show up as the last episode before 'End[shame]', these aliens really reflect what B&B are.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-14 08:46am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Question should the Doctor whose show the aliens were stolen from, use his not fully functional "Telephone Booth" and remove Berman & Bragga from the time stream for this?

If the Doctor did remove B&B from the time stream, it would probably destroy reality.

hvb · Post by **hvb** » 2003-04-14 10:28am

paladin wrote: If the Doctor did remove B&B from the time stream, it would probably destroy reality.

Such as remains after their arrival you mean?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-14 10:39am

Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.

I live in the suburbs. Could be the ever-present weed-cloud that floats around the local 7-11, I don't know.

But, seriously, catsuit? Metallic implants(and not the good kind!)? Did I mention the catsuit, possibly the worst executive decision B&B ever made?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-04-14 11:57am

7 of 9 followed in the footsteps of other trek Eye candy namely Deanna Troi

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-14 02:18pm

HemlockGrey wrote:And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

At least Kes didn't join them.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-14 02:58pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.
I live in the suburbs. Could be the ever-present weed-cloud that floats around the local 7-11, I don't know.

But, seriously, catsuit? Metallic implants(and not the good kind!)? Did I mention the catsuit, possibly the worst executive decision B&B ever made?

The catsuit was a bad idea. Leave something to the imagination, for Chrissakes, or just put the whole damn show on HBO and say ex-Borg women don't wear clothes. But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-04-14 03:01pm

THere's also a recent Dracula film she's in, she looks hot in that.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-14 03:21pm

That would be Dracula 2000. Or Dracula 2001, depending which country you're in.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-14 04:44pm

But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2003-04-14 09:24pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.
Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.

I liked her first uniform where she was wearing leather...hmmm...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-14 10:09pm

Yeah, I saw that one Saturday, and I agree. Opera + Flowing = SYSTEM ERROR

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-16 04:18am

"Arm... the Photonic Cannon"

I find it odd that this daydream sounded more credible than most of Voyager.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-16 04:59am

generator_g1 wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.
Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.
I liked her first uniform where she was wearing leather...hmmm...

Don't forget the episode where Kes got possessed by a deceased alien warlord's soul and donned a tight-fitting leather outfit too.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-04-22 08:13am

Actually, I always thought Belanna was somewhat cute, at least compared to the other two. ; p

And she beats T'Pol easily.

Kes always reminded me of some hippy chick who belonged in TOS.