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...I turn on the TV to see the Doctor singing opera, Tuvok going into a psychopathic Pon Farr rage, the Doctor singing an impromtu opera based on the Pon Farr, and then tranqualizing him.


Er. Right.

And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

Have you seen it completely it was some holodeck fantasy of the doctor.

Yeah, I'm roughly halfway through. Bizarre ep.

Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.

neoolong wrote:Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.

And whats funny about these aliens is their heads are shaped like potatos.

What has this got to do with SW vs ST? Thread moved.

*Trying to think of a way this could potentially be relevant to the original forum.*

Nope. You've exceeded even my humor engine.

HemlockGrey wrote:And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.

Question should the Doctor whose show the aliens were stolen from, use his not fully functional "Telephone Booth" and remove Berman & Bragga from the time stream for this?

Montcalm wrote:

neoolong wrote:Not exactly. Alien spies are hacking into the doctor's program and they think his daydreams are real.

And whats funny about these aliens is their heads are shaped like potatos.

The Hierachy aliens? Goddamn Pigheads with some familiar accent calling themselves the Hierachy is the holy shit WTF besides 'Threshold' in Voyager. They even show up as the last episode before 'End[shame]', these aliens really reflect what B&B are.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Question should the Doctor whose show the aliens were stolen from, use his not fully functional "Telephone Booth" and remove Berman & Bragga from the time stream for this?

If the Doctor did remove B&B from the time stream, it would probably destroy reality.

paladin wrote: If the Doctor did remove B&B from the time stream, it would probably destroy reality.

Such as remains after their arrival you mean?

Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.

I live in the suburbs. Could be the ever-present weed-cloud that floats around the local 7-11, I don't know.

But, seriously, catsuit? Metallic implants(and not the good kind!)? Did I mention the catsuit, possibly the worst executive decision B&B ever made?

7 of 9 followed in the footsteps of other trek Eye candy namely Deanna Troi

HemlockGrey wrote:And WTF is up with those aliens? And why is the Doctor HAPPY when B'lanna, Seven, and Janeway, three of the ugliest women in any television show ever, start hitting on him?

At least Kes didn't join them.

HemlockGrey wrote:

Is there something in the water up where you live?

Wait--you live in the city. Of course there's something in the water.

I live in the suburbs. Could be the ever-present weed-cloud that floats around the local 7-11, I don't know.

But, seriously, catsuit? Metallic implants(and not the good kind!)? Did I mention the catsuit, possibly the worst executive decision B&B ever made?

The catsuit was a bad idea. Leave something to the imagination, for Chrissakes, or just put the whole damn show on HBO and say ex-Borg women don't wear clothes. But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

THere's also a recent Dracula film she's in, she looks hot in that.

That would be Dracula 2000. Or Dracula 2001, depending which country you're in.

But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.

HemlockGrey wrote:

But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.

I liked her first uniform where she was wearing leather...hmmm...

Yeah, I saw that one Saturday, and I agree. Opera + Flowing = SYSTEM ERROR

"Arm... the Photonic Cannon"

I find it odd that this daydream sounded more credible than most of Voyager.

generator_g1 wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:

But Jeri Ryan looks good--check her out in Boston Public if you don't believe me.

Oh, I know. But Seven's costume is uglier than shit.

I liked her first uniform where she was wearing leather...hmmm...

Don't forget the episode where Kes got possessed by a deceased alien warlord's soul and donned a tight-fitting leather outfit too.

Actually, I always thought Belanna was somewhat cute, at least compared to the other two. ; p

And she beats T'Pol easily.


Kes always reminded me of some hippy chick who belonged in TOS.