Hahahahaha Star Trek just keeps losing and losing

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-05-21 12:23pm

http://www.trektoday.com/news/190503_02.shtml

Enterprise was shut out last night at the 29th Annual Saturn Awards, despite having earned four nominations.

The Star Trek franchise took home only one award last night of its ten nominations: Best DVD Television Release for Star Trek: The Next Generation. That series' latest feature offering, Star Trek: Nemesis, lost Best Science Fiction Film to Minority Report and Best Supporting Actor for Tom Hardy (Shinzon) to The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' Andy Serkis (Gollum).

Nemesis costume designer Bob Ringwood and makeup designer Michael Westmore were also nominated for awards, but an early news item at Sci-Fi Wire did not have the results of those competitions and the Saturn Awards web site had not been updated as of this posting.

Enterprise had earned nominations in television categories for Best Network Series, won by Alias; Best Actor for Scott Bakula, won by Angel's David Boreanaz; Best Supporting Actress for Jolene Blalock, won by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Alyson Hannigan; and Best Supporting Actor for Connor Trinneer, won by Alias' Victor Garber.

The Director's Edition of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan had received a nomination for Best Classic DVD Release but was beaten by E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.

Director Steven Spielberg was present to pick up his awards for that film, as Best Director for Minority Report and for Best Single TV Program Presentation for the miniseries Steven Spielberg Presents: Taken.

More awards can be found at Sci-Fi Wire, though this is not a complete list.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-21 12:29pm

Best Supporting Actress for Jolene Blalock, won by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Alyson Hannigan

This raises the question: Who'd have won if Hannigan played T'Pol on Enterprise and Blalock played Willow on Buffy???

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-21 12:59pm

Blalock?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-21 02:08pm

Damn straight.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-05-21 03:35pm

A lesbian uber witch on Enterprise. Now, add in Hoshi and we got ourselves a show.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-21 03:39pm

Aya wrote:A lesbian uber witch on Enterprise. Now, add in Hoshi and we got ourselves a show.

That'll raise the ratings.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-21 04:38pm

neoolong wrote:
That'll raise the ratings.

That's not all it'll raise

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-21 04:47pm

hahaha Good one.

Bakula is not really a bad actor... Better than Mulgrew. I mis "Qunatum Leap."

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-05-21 04:47pm

Darksider wrote:
neoolong wrote:
That'll raise the ratings.
That's not all it'll raise

Holy corny jokes, Batman!

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-05-21 04:47pm

neoolong wrote:Damn straight.

Wrong on two points.

1. Not straight.

2. I doubt Blalock could pull off an interesting character. Saw her in CSI, and was not impressed by an extra being given speaking lines.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-21 05:20pm

Richard Dean Anderson should've won. Stupid Boreanez.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-21 05:22pm

Patrick Ogaard wrote:
neoolong wrote:Damn straight.
Wrong on two points.

1. Not straight.

2. I doubt Blalock could pull off an interesting character. Saw her in CSI, and was not impressed by an extra being given speaking lines.

Actually I was talking about Enterprise losing.

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-05-21 05:34pm

neoolong wrote:
Patrick Ogaard wrote:
neoolong wrote:Damn straight.
Wrong on two points.

1. Not straight.

2. I doubt Blalock could pull off an interesting character. Saw her in CSI, and was not impressed by an extra being given speaking lines.
Actually I was talking about Enterprise losing.

Well, see, that interpretation of your statement would shoot my witty, pithy commentary right out the window. Thus, I will naturally assume that you meant exactly what I bounced my rapier wit off of.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-21 05:57pm

Well fine. To make your humor work, I will say it was meant that way.

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-05-21 06:01pm

neoolong wrote:Well fine. To make your humor work, I will say it was meant that way.

Thanks.

Seriously, though, Enterprise losing out was only fair. Winning awards while looking up at mediocrity from far below would be unfair, though hardly unprecedented.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-22 08:14am

Aya wrote:A lesbian uber witch on Enterprise. Now, add in Hoshi and we got ourselves a show.

Unfortunately, Enterprise would still only have T&A as a redeeming quality.

Newtonian Fury · Post by **Newtonian Fury** » 2003-05-22 10:59am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Richard Dean Anderson should've won. Stupid Boreanez.

David Boreanez was excellent this year in Angel. He deserves it.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-05-22 04:33pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Richard Dean Anderson should've won. Stupid Boreanez.

Jack O'Neil could kill Angel in a heart beat.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-22 04:43pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Richard Dean Anderson should've won. Stupid Boreanez.
Jack O'Neil could kill Angel in a heart beat.

I agree, those P-90's could saw off his head pretty quickly

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-05-22 04:51pm

Darksider wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Richard Dean Anderson should've won. Stupid Boreanez.
Jack O'Neil could kill Angel in a heart beat.
I agree, those P-90's could saw off his head pretty quickly

And the fact that Jack has those really cool energy pistols. His team could also wipe out all of Angel's as well.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-22 04:59pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote: Jack O'Neil could kill Angel in a heart beat.
I agree, those P-90's could saw off his head pretty quickly
And the fact that Jack has those really cool energy pistols. His team could also wipe out all of Angel's as well.

I'm just waiting for SD.net's resident buffy fanatic (you know who you are)
to show up and debate this

(Mabye we should ask a mod to split this and move it to OSF?)

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