Where will B&B go next?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-08 02:55pm

After Enterprise is canseled and forcefully pushed from our minds, and assuming B&B are thrown to the streets by Paramount and are allowed to make a new series, and in attempt to make room for new storylines which they will ofcourse fill with rehashed plots and show the same old races more than new ones, where do you think they will go?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-08 03:17pm

They will be trapped in another demention.

Notice I said demention, not dimention.

Outright porn is quite likely too.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-08 03:30pm

To hell I hope, but that maybe asking God for too much.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-06-08 05:46pm

They lack the integrity needed for porn.
Playboy would do the classy teaser stuff better.
Zane and Extreme Assos. do the raincoater stuff better.
Private and VCA can do the ones with plots better.

If their business and investment skills are as good as their movie production skills, they will be "writing sci fi for food." Playing now at an freeway onramp near you.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-06-08 06:18pm

I wish they'd just go home.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-08 06:29pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.

You mean back to Hell?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-06-08 06:33pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.
You mean back to Hell?

Yeah, hollywood

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-08 06:37pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.
You mean back to Hell?
Yeah, hollywood

Maybe they could take Voy and Ent with them.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2003-06-08 07:24pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Admiral Johnason wrote: You mean back to Hell?
Yeah, hollywood
Maybe they could take Voy and Ent with them.

Or show it up their asses from where it came from.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-08 07:43pm

That is if they can stop making the shit that got them there in the first place.

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-06-09 02:18am

They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-09 05:41am

TurboPhaser wrote:They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

Buy *Dr. Phlox* brand Decon Gel. Not only does it deconaminate you of whatever nasty bugs you picked up on your away mission, it makes a handy lube.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-09 07:23am

oh! maybe they'll find a fifth quadrant filled with uber tough zombies that they can beat back with treknobabble!

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-09 08:12am

'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

TurboPhaser · Post by **TurboPhaser** » 2003-06-09 08:49am

Tsyroc wrote:
TurboPhaser wrote:They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

Buy *Dr. Phlox* brand Decon Gel. Not only does it deconaminate you of whatever nasty bugs you picked up on your away mission, it makes a handy lube.

Yikes, don't put Dr. Phlox with that!

Maybe B&B will do a kids show next with 'Betty the Borg'.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-06-09 12:54pm

I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-09 02:19pm

Solauren wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD

Just saying that should be a captial offense.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-09 02:23pm

JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-09 02:35pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it
you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".

Was it in another dimension? Please sya it was.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-06-09 03:21pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
Solauren wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD
Just saying that should be a captial offense.

Why thank you, I try my best

Now which is the one that should be the capital offense? the 90210, or the crazed Klingon?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-09 08:29pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it
you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".
Was it in another dimension? Please sya it was.

i wish i could say that but the "wormhole" led to a previously undiscovered quadrant beyong the delta quadrant.

ok all together now:

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-09 08:35pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:ok all together now:

B&B deserve to die.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-09 11:03pm

I think Braga wanted to go to the 29th century and do an entire series about the timeships. A prequel series was not what he and Bergman wanted to do--it was something like a backup to a backup idea, but it was the first idea on their list that Paramount liked. The temporal cold war storyline is probably the best compromise they could get.

Ironically, as much as we bitch about the endless time travel stories, I think if B&B had been allowed to do an entire series about time travel, they would have done better. They'd be allowed to screw around with continunity and paradoxes and not have to try to shoehorn them into a traditional Trek format.

EDIT: Well, so much for seriously contributing to this thread. Apparently, seanrobertson had a point in the "Enterprise review" thread. Seriously, guys, we get it--B&B stink. People who write fanfics about discovering a fifth quadrant are idiots. Understood. Now do we really need any more "me-too" posts about just how much you hate B&B and stupid fanfic writers?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-10 04:23am

Col. Crackpot wrote: ok all together now:

One more

two more

three more

four more

umm... FIVE more

One more time

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-10 09:01am

YT300000 wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:ok all together now:

B&B deserve to die.

I agree

This one is for those bastards who back B&B up:

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Where will B&B go next?

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