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After Enterprise is canseled and forcefully pushed from our minds, and assuming B&B are thrown to the streets by Paramount and are allowed to make a new series, and in attempt to make room for new storylines which they will ofcourse fill with rehashed plots and show the same old races more than new ones, where do you think they will go?

They will be trapped in another demention.

Notice I said demention, not dimention.

Outright porn is quite likely too.

To hell I hope, but that maybe asking God for too much.

They lack the integrity needed for porn.
Playboy would do the classy teaser stuff better.
Zane and Extreme Assos. do the raincoater stuff better.
Private and VCA can do the ones with plots better.

If their business and investment skills are as good as their movie production skills, they will be "writing sci fi for food." Playing now at an freeway onramp near you.

I wish they'd just go home.

His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.

You mean back to Hell?

Admiral Johnason wrote:

His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.

You mean back to Hell?

Yeah, hollywood

His Divine Shadow wrote:

Admiral Johnason wrote:

His Divine Shadow wrote:I wish they'd just go home.

You mean back to Hell?

Yeah, hollywood

Maybe they could take Voy and Ent with them.

Admiral Johnason wrote:

His Divine Shadow wrote:

Admiral Johnason wrote: You mean back to Hell?

Yeah, hollywood

Maybe they could take Voy and Ent with them.

Or show it up their asses from where it came from.

That is if they can stop making the shit that got them there in the first place.

They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

TurboPhaser wrote:They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

Buy *Dr. Phlox* brand Decon Gel. Not only does it deconaminate you of whatever nasty bugs you picked up on your away mission, it makes a handy lube.

oh! maybe they'll find a fifth quadrant filled with uber tough zombies that they can beat back with treknobabble!

'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

Tsyroc wrote:

TurboPhaser wrote:They have established T'Pol and Trip and decontamination gel.

Outright Porn springs to mind.

Buy *Dr. Phlox* brand Decon Gel. Not only does it deconaminate you of whatever nasty bugs you picked up on your away mission, it makes a handy lube.

Yikes, don't put Dr. Phlox with that!


Maybe B&B will do a kids show next with 'Betty the Borg'.

I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD

Solauren wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD

Just saying that should be a captial offense.

JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".

Col. Crackpot wrote:

JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".

Was it in another dimension? Please sya it was.

Admiral Johnason wrote:

Solauren wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if one day, a crazed Trekkie dressed as a Klingon, complete with Battle'h (I deny owning the Klingon Warrior outfit), see's them at a convention and does the world a big favour...

However, seriously, maybe Aaron Spelling would hire them to produce 90210:3000AD

Just saying that should be a captial offense.

Why thank you, I try my best

Now which is the one that should be the capital offense? the 90210, or the crazed Klingon?

Admiral Johnason wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:

JodoForce wrote:'a fifth quadrant' LMAO...

Mind you, B&B may well fall for it

you laugh... i remember a fanfic or two on trekiverse.org that started with the discovery of a "fifth quadrant".

Was it in another dimension? Please sya it was.

i wish i could say that but the "wormhole" led to a previously undiscovered quadrant beyong the delta quadrant.

ok all together now:

Col. Crackpot wrote:ok all together now:

B&B deserve to die.

I think Braga wanted to go to the 29th century and do an entire series about the timeships. A prequel series was not what he and Bergman wanted to do--it was something like a backup to a backup idea, but it was the first idea on their list that Paramount liked. The temporal cold war storyline is probably the best compromise they could get.

Ironically, as much as we bitch about the endless time travel stories, I think if B&B had been allowed to do an entire series about time travel, they would have done better. They'd be allowed to screw around with continunity and paradoxes and not have to try to shoehorn them into a traditional Trek format.

EDIT: Well, so much for seriously contributing to this thread. Apparently, seanrobertson had a point in the "Enterprise review" thread. Seriously, guys, we get it--B&B stink. People who write fanfics about discovering a fifth quadrant are idiots. Understood. Now do we really need any more "me-too" posts about just how much you hate B&B and stupid fanfic writers?

Col. Crackpot wrote: ok all together now:

One more two more three more four more umm... FIVE more



One more time

YT300000 wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:ok all together now:

B&B deserve to die.

I agree

This one is for those bastards who back B&B up: