Sex in the holodeck = jiz on the floor later?

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Sex in the holodeck = jiz on the floor later?

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One cool thing about the holodeck would be tons and tons of unprotected sex with women that look exactly the way you would like them. When the program ends, though, would the giz fall and splatter all over the floor?
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Its been mentioned a few months ago.
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Wow, same thoughts around here... Scary.
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Its the worst punishment they administer in Starfleet. The real troublemakers get assigned to Holodeck cleanup duty. And they use their tongues :P
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Connor MacLeod wrote:Its the worst punishment they administer in Starfleet. The real troublemakers get assigned to Holodeck cleanup duty. And they use their tongues :P
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You realise that certain members of Starfleet may actually *want* to become troublemakers because of this... :shock: :shock:
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EmperorMing wrote:You realise that certain members of Starfleet may actually *want* to become troublemakers because of this... :shock: :shock:
I don't think that anyone would want to swab cum off the floor, let alone lick it off.
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Yeah. It gets cold really fast. Remember that goo that they were eating in The Matrix?


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Baron Mordo wrote: Remember that goo that they were eating in The Matrix?
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what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???



also this makes me wonder if Odo ever formed into holonovel left overs to spy on what Quark was up to
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Jeremy wrote:what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???
Because holodecks also use replicators.
also this makes me wonder if Odo ever formed into holonovel left overs to spy on what Quark was up to
Probably. But Quark isn't exactly inept either.
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Re: Sex in the holodeck = jiz on the floor later?

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Superman wrote:One cool thing about the holodeck would be tons and tons of unprotected sex with women that look exactly the way you would like them.
What, this just now occured to you?
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Jeremy wrote:what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???
We've seen matter from the holodeck survive outside before, like the time Picard was hit by a snowball from the hollowdeck while he was in the corridor.
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Jeremy wrote:what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???
We've seen matter from the holodeck survive outside before, like the time Picard was hit by a snowball from the hollowdeck while he was in the corridor.
That was an actuall snowball though and not a hologram. The holodeck uses replicators to make certain things and holograms coupled with force fields for others.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Baron Mordo wrote: Remember that goo that they were eating in The Matrix?
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Jeremy wrote:what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???
Because holodecks also use replicators.
So you mean if you're used as a target for bukkake, you'll still have the topping when you get on the bridge?
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Eleas wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Jeremy wrote:what i can't figure out is why Wesley was sopping ass wet when he came out of the holodeck... I can understand him being wet to a degree but why was water that is supposed to be wierded out photons still dripping from him when he walked out???
Because holodecks also use replicators.
So you mean if you're used as a target for bukkake, you'll still have the topping when you get on the bridge?
Only if semen is replicated.
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neoolong wrote:
Eleas wrote:
neoolong wrote: Because holodecks also use replicators.
So you mean if you're used as a target for bukkake, you'll still have the topping when you get on the bridge?
Only if semen is replicated.
Something tells me that creating living organisms is beyond the capability of a Starfleet replicator, so your not likely to see Sperm in that Semen. However, it could be possible to create some of the Organic molecules that make up the components of Semen. However, even this is speculation as many of these molecules are still much more complex then simple frozen crystalized H2O.
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IIRC, Data says in Encounter At Farpoint (mmm, "encounter"...) that the simple plant life is replicated.

EDIT: However, in the interest of discretion amongst fellow crewmates and for the sake of laziness, I would imagine the programmer would opt to make the semen holographic, so as not to leave anything behind that needs to be cleaned up.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Something tells me that creating living organisms is beyond the capability of a Starfleet replicator, so your not likely to see Sperm in that Semen. However, it could be possible to create some of the Organic molecules that make up the components of Semen. However, even this is speculation as many of these molecules are still much more complex then simple frozen crystalized H2O.
They can replicate food. One assumes that if they tried they could, um, replicate a substance with the approximate texture and taste of semen.

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Connor MacLeod wrote:Its the worst punishment they administer in Starfleet. The real troublemakers get assigned to Holodeck cleanup duty. And they use their tongues :P
I can just picture it......
[PA speaker in the brig]Ensign Kim.... clean up on holodeck two, clean up on holodeck two[/PA speaker in the brig]
I don't know, but for some reason I want Harry Kim from Voyager to suffer and licking up spooge seems to be on the right track.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Eleas wrote: So you mean if you're used as a target for bukkake, you'll still have the topping when you get on the bridge?
Only if semen is replicated.
Something tells me that creating living organisms is beyond the capability of a Starfleet replicator, so your not likely to see Sperm in that Semen. However, it could be possible to create some of the Organic molecules that make up the components of Semen. However, even this is speculation as many of these molecules are still much more complex then simple frozen crystalized H2O.
they replicated Klingon food IIRC which is quite alive indeed. (that squirming wormy shit)
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