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That's exactly what I would do. Assuming, of course, B&B haven't driven Mrs. Barrett-Roddenberry to slit her own throat by the time they're done fucking up her late husband's creation.
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Lagmonster wrote:Oh, and for the record, Yes, I think Archer should have done the deed with T'Pol. And so should everyone else. I fully support a Porno episode of Enterprise.
Forget it. Walking freezer unit...
No shit. Have you ever watched porn in which the girls looked disinterested? Ugh ...
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:That's exactly what I would do. Assuming, of course, B&B haven't driven Mrs. Barrett-Roddenberry to slit her own throat by the time they're done fucking up her late husband's creation.
Has she expressed much interest in Star Trek? I know she attached to the POS that was Earth: Final Conflict and I believe she has an honorary producers credit on Andromeda. As far as I know though, she's more or less uninvolved with trek.
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Re: Archer gettin' jiggy with T'pol?

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Darth Wong wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Oh, and for the record, Yes, I think Archer should have done the deed with T'Pol. And so should everyone else. I fully support a Porno episode of Enterprise.
Forget it. Walking freezer unit...
No shit. Have you ever watched porn in which the girls looked disinterested? Ugh ...
I don't know about that... did anyone have the misfortune to catch the ep with the "emotional" Vulcans? It appeared, from the scene where she's dreaming of doing the deed with the cult-leaderish guy, that she has the capacity to get jiggy -- but only when it's logical to get jiggy, of course. :lol:
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But sexual tension can lead to stress and low morale. This will lead to a lower level of productivity. Therefore since high productivity is desired, it is logical for that sexual tension be eased. So it is logical for T'Pol to get jiggy.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Oh, and for the record, Yes, I think Archer should have done the deed with T'Pol. And so should everyone else. I fully support a Porno episode of Enterprise.
Forget it. Walking freezer unit...
No shit. Have you ever watched porn in which the girls looked disinterested? Ugh ...
Okay, have you ever met a girl who seemed distant, cold and aloof, but when you got them in private, could really heat it up between the sheets? I figure T'Pol for one of those types.

Just get her to stop meditating and 'controlling her emotions' for a couple of days and she'll be a fireball, I'm sure of it.

On another topic, I cannot believe I am speculating on Vulcan sexual ability and interest.
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Just get her to stop meditating and 'controlling her emotions' for a couple of days and she'll be a fireball, I'm sure of it.
But she's a vulcan. She'd never release her emotions or s.th. like that.
Unless of course, B&B decide that it's time for the Vulcan people to return to their emotions...
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Just get her to stop meditating and 'controlling her emotions' for a couple of days and she'll be a fireball, I'm sure of it.
But she's a vulcan. She'd never release her emotions or s.th. like that.
Unless of course, B&B decide that it's time for the Vulcan people to return to their emotions...
Didn't she almost lose it in the one episode of Enterprise where they met up with Vulcans who don't control their emotions or something?
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Lagmonster wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
Just get her to stop meditating and 'controlling her emotions' for a couple of days and she'll be a fireball, I'm sure of it.
But she's a vulcan. She'd never release her emotions or s.th. like that.
Unless of course, B&B decide that it's time for the Vulcan people to return to their emotions...
Didn't she almost lose it in the one episode of Enterprise where they met up with Vulcans who don't control their emotions or something?
I think she came close.

Personally, considering how strong Vulcan's are I don't think it would be all that safe to be with a Vulcan in sexual "fireball" mode. :shock:
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Tsyroc wrote:Personally, considering how strong Vulcan's are I don't think it would be all that safe to be with a Vulcan in sexual "fireball" mode. :shock:
Archer: "So, since we're about to do it, is there anything I should know about Vulcan physiology?"
T'Pol: "Nothing truly important, sir. Other than the fact that female Vulcans have three hundred active and controllable muscle groups 'down there'."
Archer: "I'M THERE!"
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Lagmonster wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:Personally, considering how strong Vulcan's are I don't think it would be all that safe to be with a Vulcan in sexual "fireball" mode. :shock:
Archer: "So, since we're about to do it, is there anything I should know about Vulcan physiology?"
T'Pol: "Nothing truly important, sir. Other than the fact that female Vulcans have three hundred active and controllable muscle groups 'down there'."
Archer: "I'M THERE!"

:D

I was thinking more along the lines of Xenia Onatop in Goldeneye, you know, having your rib cage crushed or all of your guts mushed.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:Personally, considering how strong Vulcan's are I don't think it would be all that safe to be with a Vulcan in sexual "fireball" mode. :shock:
Archer: "So, since we're about to do it, is there anything I should know about Vulcan physiology?"
T'Pol: "Nothing truly important, sir. Other than the fact that female Vulcans have three hundred active and controllable muscle groups 'down there'."
Archer: "I'M THERE!"

:D

I was thinking more along the lines of Xenia Onatop in Goldeneye, you know, having your rib cage crushed or all of your guts mushed.
But that would be a hell of a way to go.
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Lagmonster wrote:
Didn't she almost lose it in the one episode of Enterprise where they met up with Vulcans who don't control their emotions or something?
Correct me, but were they insinuating with that episode that Enterprise actually had some influence in the re-discovery of the mind-meld and other ancient Vulcan techniques?

Enterprise also seems to influence the Vulcans in the Vulcan temple episode. I'm sure Enterprise will introdice the Klinngons to the Romulans as a prelude to the technology exchange of TOS.

As said before, Archer will introduce Sarek to Spock's mom, T'Rhea. However, T'Paul will have an affair with Sarek before the episode is over. So will Hoshi. So will ensign Mayweather.

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Okay, I'm gonna indulge in a geek-out here:

Where the hell did you come up with Spock's mom being named T'Rhea? Her name was Amanda Grayson. (There's the geek-out part; I remember her last name.)
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Sorry, my fault. Thanks.

Was his first or second wife named T'Rhea or something? Was she Vulcan?

(That's right Amanda and was she played by Mrs. Roddenberry herself?)
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No, Mrs. Roddenberry played Nurse Chapel on TOS. According to ST:V, Sarek did have a wife before Amanda, but that woman's name escapes me. I'm not 100% sure Spock even said what her name was.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Okay, I'm gonna indulge in a geek-out here:

Where the hell did you come up with Spock's mom being named T'Rhea? Her name was Amanda Grayson. (There's the geek-out part; I remember her last name.)
T'Rhea, I think, was the name given to the "Vulcan priestess" who was Sybok's mother in Judith and Garfield Reese-Stevens' novelisation of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. The name of the priestess was never mentioned onscreen however.
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Patrick Degan wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Okay, I'm gonna indulge in a geek-out here:

Where the hell did you come up with Spock's mom being named T'Rhea? Her name was Amanda Grayson. (There's the geek-out part; I remember her last name.)
T'Rhea, I think, was the name given to the "Vulcan priestess" who was Sybok's mother in Judith and Garfield Reese-Stevens' novelisation of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. The name of the priestess was never mentioned onscreen however.
Ah. Non-canon, but interesting. Hopefully it was not T'Rhea T"Pearlman. That would make me want T'Puke.
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