Investigation Quiry WTC

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-12 01:08am

In honor of September 11 the proposal is we place several groups of investigators in the WTC rubble. With no prior knowledge of what destroyed the buildings which CSI team will come to the right conclusions first?

Team Star Wars

Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Grand Admirial Thrawn, General Veers, Admiral Piett, Boba Fett, and Darth Vader

Team Prequal

Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker(I know he's the same as Vader but go with me here), Jango Fett, Padma Amidalla, Captian Panakka, Qui Gon Jin, and Yoda

Team TOS

Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Uhura, Scotty, and Kahn Nonian Sing

Team TNG

Picard, Data, Jeordi LaForge, Counsiler Troi, Barclay, and Beverly Crusher

Team DS9

Sisco, Dax, Miles O'Brian, Odo, and Kira Niras

Team Voyager

Janeway, Nelix, Seven-Of-Nine, Ensign Kim, Tom Paris, Bellanna Torres, and Tuvok

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Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-12 01:21am

If you leave a vote also leave some comentary so we will know why you pick the team you did

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-09-12 04:43am

I go with Team Prequel: they have a major Force advantage (Yoda, Ani, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan), all the members are calculating, political minds who would get to the bottom of it the quickest. Plus, there wouldn't be much in-fighting (I know Jango's a 'bad guy,' but that's only because Dooku was paying him...if Yoda was paying him, he'd be good guy enough).

Second place is team TOS. They'd work at it fervently, fairly efficiently, and they'd get the job done, dammit.

Then team Star Wars. They're the most badass, but they'd be trying to kill each other. After whittling themselves down to one or two team members, those remaining team members will solve the riddle. And they'll do it relatively faster than any of the other teams, but relatively doesn't count.

Team TNG refuses to conduct the investigation, as it violates the Prime Directive. They then conduct the investigation, while still believing in the Prime Directive. They come to the wrong conclusion, but that doesn't matter to them. They say it was the greedy Ferengi out to demolish the competition. They then go back in time and fight the Borg.

Team Voyager comes to the right conclusion after a while, but while investigating, they piss everybody off enough to unite the world against them. Everybody is happy.

Team DS9 forfeits because I kick the shit out of them all before it starts. Especially that dumbass O'Brien.

Darth Eris · Post by **Darth Eris** » 2002-09-12 01:33pm

Pretty Toss-up between Teams TOS and Star Wars, with team prequel as a close runner up.

Team SW would have some fighting, but mostly just Han and Chewie trying to start things. Knock them out or make them see reason (at Boba's blaster's point, if necessary) and things will work out well.

Team TOS, for the most part, already knows how to work as a team. Each one knows how to work with the others' strengths and weaknesses. Kahn is a rather random element and despises the Enterprise crew (and vice versa). He will probably see the benifit in a temporary truce, however, and so will the rest of the TOS team, making them fairly formidable.

Team Prequel does have a Force advantage, but their investigative abilities are rather unknown. Once a suspect has been determined, however, there's no place the suspect can possibly run without being found, and the determination of guilt or innocence would be a snap.

As for the other teams, Tteam DS9 is probably the only one that would be able to figure anything out about the crime. Team TNG would probably not be able to figure anything out besides whatever the crime was before the trail goes stone cold, and Team Voyager would ignore the crime in favor of looking for an easy-and-potentially-fatal way home.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-12 01:51pm

Team Star Wars gets it first, their analytical abilities and combined intelligence would see them through.. they might have to put down the wookie though.

Team TOS is 2nd, like others say they're a great team, and Khan's intelligence would only help

Team TNG have some trouble due to Data making several mistakes and everybody believing him anyway, and Geordi claiming to see everything with his visor, only he can't, but the miracle of technobabble helps them get at the truth in the end. Whether their "truth" is actually what happened though is another matter

Team DS9 has some good investigators like Odo, but are hampered by him making out with Kira and Sisko's non-stop sermonizing

Team Prequal has potentially some good investigators, unfortunatley Anakin is too busy chasing Padme as she feigns disinterest (for about 2 seconds) while the Jedi complain about the Dark Side clouding their work and Jango Fett decides it might be better to go visit his son at Team Star Wars.

Team Voyager doesn't get it. Most of them are distracted by Seven's body and a bad stomach from Neelix's cooking. Janeway will try to time travel back to before the teams got there to gain time but the Borg interfere, the team forfeits as they go to make new uberweapons to kill the Borg by giving them a dirty look

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-12 01:55pm

Evil Jerk wrote:Team Star Wars gets it first, their analytical abilities and combined intelligence would see them through.. they might have to put down the wookie though.

Team TOS is 2nd, like others say they're a great team, and Khan's intelligence would only help

Team TNG have some trouble due to Data making several mistakes and everybody believing him anyway, and Geordi claiming to see everything with his visor, only he can't, but the miracle of technobabble helps them get at the truth in the end. Whether their "truth" is actually what happened though is another matter

Team DS9 has some good investigators like Odo, but are hampered by him making out with Kira and Sisko's non-stop sermonizing

Team Prequal has potentially some good investigators, unfortunatley Anakin is too busy chasing Padme as she feigns disinterest (for about 2 seconds) while the Jedi complain about the Dark Side clouding their work and Jango Fett decides it might be better to go visit his son at Team Star Wars.

Team Voyager doesn't get it. Most of them are distracted by Seven's body and a bad stomach from Neelix's cooking. Janeway will try to time travel back to before the teams got there to gain time but the Borg interfere, the team forfeits as they go to make new uberweapons to kill the Borg by giving them a dirty look

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Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-12 11:37pm

Fixed the broken images for you~Mr Bean

Thanks

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-12 11:52pm

I'm honestly divided between Team "This is Weird" Team "This is Stupid" and Team "This is Just Plain Fucked Up!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-13 04:03pm

I'd toss it up between either Team Prequel or Team TOS, assuming no Force powers. If the force is an option then the Jedi can simply read the mind of someone who was a witness.

Course, in theory any group could just ask, but I'd guess we'd assume they only have the rubble to work with and any bodies within.

Team Star wars is close behind without the force, as many are also very good thinkers and would be familiar with damage cause by various weapons and effects.

TEAM DS9 has a chance, but technobabble clouds there thinking far to much to have any real hope of winning.

Team idiocy AKA TNG, would be kill when the dust cloud causes the E-D's warp core to explode and the wreckage to fall out of orbit.

Team Stupidity AKA Voyager would be helpless when background radiation from cell phones jams their comms and tricorders.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-09-14 01:41am

Probably Team TOS, simply because of Spock, hehe

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2002-09-15 07:33am

The prequel team??? They'd not be up to much. I mean, under their noses, Palpatine first gained power (and comfortably covered his tracks), then manipulated events to gain himself an army and declare martial law, again under the noses of the good guys.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-15 11:20am

Team starwars are at each others throats from the get-go. Solve nothing.

Team prequel are scrounging up enough money to stop Jango from killing them.

Team TOS - Kirk finds an attractive policewoman, Spock claims that crashing a plane into a building is illogical, McCoy states that He/She is Dead Jim more than 3000 times, Scotty says something about the I-beams not being able to take it any more.

Team TNG take it out because they can actually work together.

Team DS9 find some alien race to fight and spend all their time with soliliques and crappy battles in quarries.

Team Voyager is targeted by a 5th airliner packed with incensed Sci-Fi fans.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-09-15 05:15pm

Team Star Wars and Team Prequel have a Force advantage, with Team Prequel having a bigger Force advantage that Team Star Wars makes up for with the Solo Luck Factor(TM) and the Grand Admiral. It'd be pretty close, but I have to go with Team Star Wars because Thrawn is a genius, and they've got the evil, cold, and calculating Vader, who can cloud the abilities of Team Prequel.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-09-16 05:34pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Team Star Wars and Team Prequel have a Force advantage, with Team Prequel having a bigger Force advantage that Team Star Wars makes up for with the Solo Luck Factor(TM) and the Grand Admiral. It'd be pretty close, but I have to go with Team Star Wars because Thrawn is a genius, and they've got the evil, cold, and calculating Vader, who can cloud the abilities of Team Prequel.

I think Team Prequal with Obi-Wan Kenobi would have a a good chance of figuring this one out but i feel Team Star Wars and TOS would be very close on their heels

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-16 05:44pm

First of Anything with Thrawn by rules of Cannon will win

Or people will relise how redicious this is and turn to bystander and say hey what happend?

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-10-22 05:25pm

Mr Bean wrote:First of Anything with Thrawn by rules of Cannon will win

Or people will relise how redicious this is and turn to bystander and say hey what happend?

Parahaps that would be the team that would win