StarWars vs. StarTrek, With a new twist

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-25 10:38pm

Alright, here is the twist on this one AND NO IT'S NOT PERVERTED.....yet...

A Trekkie and a Warsie are having a discussion, one beer leads to another and a fight breaks out between the two.

Who wins?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-25 10:41pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Alright, here is the twist on this one AND NO IT'S NOT PERVERTED.....yet...

A Trekkie and a Warsie are having a discussion, one beer leads to another and a fight breaks out between the two.

Who wins?

Plastic Blaster is a good club.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-25 10:42pm

The range of physical characteristics of both types is to broad to make a generalization. Some Trekkies aree rally big, others are small. Sone Warsies are nerds, some are jocks.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-25 10:44pm

The warsie pulls out a plastic lightsaber and shoves the handle dow nthe trekkie's throat. Game over. Flawless Victory.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-25 10:45pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Alright, here is the twist on this one AND NO IT'S NOT PERVERTED.....yet...

A Trekkie and a Warsie are having a discussion, one beer leads to another and a fight breaks out between the two.

Who wins?

Plastic Blaster is a good club.

Just so that we can't say that the Warsie pulls out a metal lightsaber and beats the trekkie mercilessly lets say there are no genre specific weaponry around. Oh, and before I forget...no using the powerhouses for this, just regular Trekkie and Warsie. This means no Wong vs. Darkstar (Though the ensuing slaughter would be noteworthy and fun to watch ).

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-25 10:46pm

Phaser rifle props made of resin are quite sturdy. They make useful clubs.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-25 10:47pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The range of physical characteristics of both types is to broad to make a generalization. Some Trekkies aree rally big, others are small. Sone Warsies are nerds, some are jocks.

Just your average guys, not strong but not weak, not big not small...mediocre...I know my vote is for the Warsie because Warsies are more likely to kill people than trekkies...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-25 10:50pm

Hmm point however Trekkies are more phyiscly rabid

Must I do it? Yes I think so...

KAAAAAAAHHHNNN!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-25 10:51pm

Mr Bean wrote:Hmm point however Trekkies are more phyiscly rabid

Must I do it? Yes I think so...

KAAAAAAAHHHNNN!

But didn't Salvatore (Or some author...don't remember exactly which) get death threats from many people when they killed off Chewie?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-25 10:54pm

Here try it, big primal yell

CHEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEE!

Nope just not the same ring to it as
KAAAAAAAHHHNNN!

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-25 10:54pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Hmm point however Trekkies are more phyiscly rabid

Must I do it? Yes I think so...

KAAAAAAAHHHNNN!
But didn't Salvatore (Or some author...don't remember exactly which) get death threats from many people when they killed off Chewie?

Yes, but Mike gets them as well. Both sides got idiots.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-25 10:56pm

Well, so far it looks as if the Trekkie stands a better chance against a Warsie than ST has against SW....it's currently even

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-25 10:57pm

Warsie can handle his alcohol much better. One punch, that's all it takes.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-26 12:18am

I'm a Warsie, but I won't directly attack the Trekkie myself. I'd deflect his shots and call in my big buff hubby (hereinafter referred to as Dave) with his 16inch 200gigaton biceps... One punch and Trekie Bum's (hereinafter referred to as TB) head is BDZed!! Oh btw if TB actually defies the laws of physics and actually scores a direct hit, Dave has a VERY HARD HEAD (Trust me, he's a 210lb Taurus who's as bullheaded and republican as they come!) and the only damage will be to TB's fist, and then comes the 200GT blast to the head...

Lemme translate this to Starship Combat: Me= Modded Delta7 Jedi Fighter. TB=Galaxy Class pre-Dominion War. Dave=ISD with 2 superheavy Turbolaser BFGs in place of normal armament, extra armor with even more of that yummy Neutronium, and a RFS (Real Slow) sublight drive. GAWD I'm a g33k... Lata and I'm about to play some QUAKE!

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-26 12:25am

Last time someone called me a geek they learned the hard way not to anger me in such a way. The teacher saw the whole thing and didn't bother get involved. That was 8 years ago, now I am 6'2" and 225 lbs. Course I prefer long ranged weaponry over melee items, thats why I am a skilled pistol marksman (ok, was, I am out of practice).

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-26 01:48am

Whoever strikes first and with most violence wins. However, he is also brought up on assault and battery charges and thrown in jail, thus making his victory rather hollow. Therefore, it's a tie.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-10-26 04:11am

"What do you say, class?"

"Yay . . . "

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-26 07:06am

Wonder if the battle comes down to Vulcan Neck pinch attempts vs. Force Choke attempts.....

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-26 12:49pm

Darth Wong wrote:Whoever strikes first and with most violence wins. However, he is also brought up on assault and battery charges and thrown in jail, thus making his victory rather hollow. Therefore, it's a tie.

Damn you and your logic Wong...Ruining all my fun..

Oh well....

Silver Jedi · Post by **Silver Jedi** » 2002-10-26 02:11pm

Captain_Cyran wrote: Damn you and your logic Wong...Ruining all my fun..

You, and a countless number of trekkies ...

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2002-10-26 02:20pm

hmmm, me against the trekkie from across the hall...ME.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-26 03:58pm

Silver Jedi wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: Damn you and your logic Wong...Ruining all my fun..
You, and a countless number of trekkies ...

Nah, I'm sure we could get a count...it would just take way to long...and probably number in the tens of thousands.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2002-10-27 04:11am

My 5 D-Cell Maglite painted to look like a lightsaber can do a pretty convincing imitation of a lead pipe.....

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2002-10-27 04:51am

the trekkie would try to handle to problem peacefully and with diplomacy, and the warsie would just knock him out...

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