How would you turn Enterprise into pr0n

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I don't find this thread any useful, considering how it's almost porn now, and frankly I find it disgusting (they do porn very, very, very poorly)
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:I don't find this thread any useful, considering how it's almost porn now, and frankly I find it disgusting (they do porn very, very, very poorly)
In that case change the title of this thread to "How wouldyou turn Enterprise into GOOD pr0n?"
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:From another thread (posted by Tsyroc I think):

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They even have bestiality already :)

:D Why do you think that? Everyone lubes their dog...don't they? :oops:
Hmmm, you don't think that in the future they've expanded from gerbils to beagles do you? :twisted:


Actually, although the episode was okay I was disapointed after seeing the comercials that made it look like the episode was going to be mostly about Archer being a horndog for T'Pol. Typical UPN crappy advertisement (it was a bigger problem with Voyager though). I also thought Archer's conversation with T'Pol at the end of the show just didn't work.
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Tsyroc wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:From another thread (posted by Tsyroc I think):

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They even have bestiality already :)

:D Why do you think that? Everyone lubes their dog...don't they? :oops:
Hmmm, you don't think that in the future they've expanded from gerbils to beagles do you? :twisted:

Actually, although the episode was okay I was disapointed...
Shhhh! Bestality going on, stop talking during the porn. :)
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:oops: Sorry. :oops:
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Unbelievable... no matter where I go, you're all wierdoes and sex fiends. This must be the First Law of Internet Continuity. As for Star Trek porn... hasn't someone already done that?
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Cpt. Marko Ramius wrote:Unbelievable... no matter where I go, you're all wierdoes and sex fiends. This must be the First Law of Internet Continuity. As for Star Trek porn... hasn't someone already done that?
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One possible option is to follow the current pattern:

Ship: TOS
Ship: TNG
Station: DS9
Ship: Voyager
Ship: Enterprise
(hypothetical)
Station: Risa Orbital Command

Not only does the show revolve around Risa, but it could also be a headquarters of a Starfleet Intelligence Department, and featuring some of the best 'undercover' agents.

It would eventually wind up being a combination of James Bond, She Spies (teams of Risa agents), and a lot of bare skin (or skintight outfits that get ripped, wet, etc.). The fights would be second place (cutting the budget for special effects), unfortunately most of the missions would be undertaken for Federation morality.

But the bare skin should make up for it (just set the TV on mute).
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The Voyages of the Star Ship USS HEFNER!, it's ongoing mission to bionk more kinds of alien ******* then any corps of Marnies has ever faced. Oh, and all the Female Bridge Crew wears Bikini's with Rabbit Ear Communicators, and white fluffy tails.....
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:The Voyages of the Star Ship USS HEFNER!, it's ongoing mission to bionk more kinds of alien ******* then any corps of Marnies has ever faced. Oh, and all the Female Bridge Crew wears Bikini's with Rabbit Ear Communicators, and white fluffy tails.....
Don't ask what the space marines will (not) wear... :shock:
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The Marines: Outfits that would make the Dirty Pair blush, vibrators that become Lightsaber rip-offs.
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LOL!!
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:The Marines: Outfits that would make the Dirty Pair blush, vibrators that become Lightsaber rip-offs.
The marines *would* be Dirty pair rip-offs... :wink:
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Yes, exactly with the same grade of Destructive Character Shielding, and I would go one step further and make them all Orions.
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