Philbrown1701@hotmail.com
To: louis@h4h.com
Sent: Saturday, June 26, 2004 10:10 AM
No thanks. I can smack Trektards around all by my lonesome.You really need some help my friend.
I'm sorry too. You know, a Brawny paper towel will prevent that.I'm sorry i came across your website,
Ah, really, no thanks. Reading about Star Wars vs Star Trek really doesn't get me off.i feel the need to help you some how!!
Will do.Now dont insult me with your "comedy comeback" on your website. Just get some help.
Don't you Brits have any respectable porn to beat off to? There's bound to be one Brit lass with more than one tooth over there.regards
A very concerned British resident!!