What would REALLY happen if Trek met Wars..(warning: funny!)

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What would REALLY happen if Trek met Wars..(warning: funny!)

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http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/trek.html

Funniest thing I've seen all day :)

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Took too many shots. Just one for the core to go critical. Oh wait, that wasn't Voyager. :P
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Heh quite funny.
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Seen it. I think it has been posted already too

Very good film though
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I prefer the Bespin spoof
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LOL that was funny. Can you point me to some more funny SW cartoons please?
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Outer Space was the best. "Apology accepted, captain Needa." :lol:
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I prefer the droids spoof on endor.
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TedC used to have this in his sig, I think. It went from there to my Favorites list. :D
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I didn't really find it that funny. The delivery was just lame.
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Morilore wrote:I didn't really find it that funny. The delivery was just lame.
Agree. Both Skywalker and Kirk sounded shit.
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AdmiralPorkins wrote:LOL that was funny. Can you point me to some more funny SW cartoons please?
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com
All of the guys spoofs...hilarious stuff.

Watch the Hoth one. The look on the Wampa's face is just...too much. Imagine a hurt puppy.

The original Pink Five was fairly funny and won an award (imagine a ditz in an X-wing cockpit during the battle of Yavin..."So, the bad guys are in that, like, big basketball, right?"), and Pink Five Strikes Back was pretty good as well ("Don't you, like, need midichlorians or something to be a Jedi?" Obi-wan: "No, that's just something we used to tell people..."). Check the Atomfilms collections...

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/spotl ... /starwars/


And if you really want to laugh, watch the "You've got Mail" spoof.
http://www.ifilm.com/showcollection?lis ... collid=181

Imagine Darth Vader going on a date. "So, what do you do for a job?" "I try to take over a galaxy, far, far away..." or "My daughter lived on Alderaan...it WAS a planet..." "What happened to it?" "I destroyed it..."
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This on is the best:
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/droids.html

My eyes where full of tears just because i couldnt stop laughing :D
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Post by Praxis »

LOL not bad ;)

On the second link in my post just before yours (one at Atomfilms), check the Star Wars Help Desk. It's hilarious. Death Star Tech Support.

In my opinion, the best are:

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/wampa.html
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/bespin.html
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/kamino.html


Followed closely by the ewok and dagobah ones...

Oh, and the christmas one is hilarious too. Imagine C-3PO singing...then instead of tomatoes, the audience firing missles...:)
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Dang, almost forgot this one!
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/skywalker.html

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Not funny, I agree.

Nothing original or interesting about it.
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Not funny in the slightest. What the fuck are you guys smoking?
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I don't know but this is like the third necro-link this week, clearly someone is not sharing....
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It was kinda of disturbing Luke sounded like a psychopath . Shoot first ask questions latter is more of an Imperial thing. :shock:
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Wow. Haven't seen this thread in awhile. LOL
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Newbie necromancer, coming through... :roll: Why do people do this? I mean, really.
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Because Rogue...they don't read the annoucements.

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