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All the links in the image map are backup:

http://www.mrpoesmorgue.com/usvsd/usvsd.html

Just a few tiny cosmetic changes going on so far. I moved the Darkstar Database to the Hate Mail page, or you can access it directly here:

http://www.mrpoesmorgue.com/usvsd/hate/dip.html

Thanks to IceHawk for his donation of the Alderaan shield gif. Hilarious!

A new webpage will be up soon as well.
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Great to see the site back and up and running :D
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From: PNWST
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2001
Subject: Star Wars CRAP!!!!!!!!

Howdy,

I'LL MAKE THIS BRIEF. IF A TURBO LASER CAN CUT DOWN OPPONENTS SHIELDS AND VAPORIZE ROCK, AND PHASERS CAN TO, BUT WHEN PROTON TORPEDOES CAN'T TAKE OUT AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS CRUISER, WHERE TRI-COBALT TORPEDOES CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE SHIPS IN INCREDIBLY LARGE RANGES OF DETONATION, THEN WHY COULDN'T TWO TORPEDO'S, OF TRI-COBALT NATURE, OR QUANTUM FLUX TORPEDOES TAKE OUT A IMP-CLASS STAR DESTROYER? AND WHEN WORF FOUGHT THOSE FERENGI ON THAT PLANET WITH THE GUARDIAN, THERE WERE THREE OF THEME!!!!!

I'VE NOTICED THAT A LEVEL 4 TACTILE CUBE HAS AN INCREDIBLY INCREASED AMOUNT OF SHIELDING AND TACTILE SYSTEMS, ALL WHICH ARE BLATANTLY CLEAR.

WHEN THIS MESSAGE IS RECEIVED IF EVER, PLEASE DO NOT WRITE BACK.

SIGNED,
READER THAT NOTICED MANY FAULTS IN THE STAR WARS GROUP'S LOGIC AND KNOWLEDGE.

Hoo boy. Sorta makes you double-check the door locks at night, doesn't it? What's a "Tactile Cube"? Is that a new Borg cube that gives handjobs?
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Admiral Bravo wrote:Great to see the site back and up and running :D
I promise; more updates soon!
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Lord Poe wrote:
Admiral Bravo wrote:Great to see the site back and up and running :D
I promise; more updates soon!
Sweet.

Any hints as to what you're thinking about covering?
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Master of Ossus wrote:Any hints as to what you're thinking about covering?
Just new info updates to a lot of the pages, adding a few things like the Endor arrow incident, and I as yet have no prequel trilogy or Crosss Sections content on there yet!
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Congrats on this, I'm glad it's back up and running. Look forward to what's in store for it.
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Nice job with the darkstar database. It brought me hours of laughter. :D
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Post by Admiral Bravo »

Forget the hours of laughter part in my earlier post. This brought me hours of amazment at the stupidity and insanity of darkstar. I had already known that darkstar was pathetic and delusional, but when I read more of this I downgraded his intelligence level from total jackass to soapscum.
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More hatemails! More hatemails!
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Post by Big Phil »

I second the hatemail section. I re-read them on this site every few months just for the laughs.
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