Vader or Borg?

Engineer_00 · Post by **Engineer_00** » 2002-12-04 07:43pm

A typical Borg drone. Darth Lord Vader.

Which do you think contains more machinery and computers?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-04 07:46pm

Vader. He's taller than an average Drone.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2002-12-04 07:56pm

Vader.
It appears that the Borg drones are simply covered with a network of machinery and several specialized additions added on, i.e. cutting saws, laser eye targeters, etc, while Vader has a mechnical spine, arm, legs, lungs, heart, and intestines.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-12-04 10:52pm

Thus, would the borg fall down to their mechanized feet and worship Vader as their new collective Queen?

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2002-12-04 10:54pm

Queen Vader?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-04 10:55pm

Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?

That's wrong. So horribly, horribly wrong.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-04 11:04pm

Question: wtf is that device Borg drones have on their arms- like they're all different and they don't seem to serve any purpose- they just twitch.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-04 11:09pm

Vympel wrote:Question: wtf is that device Borg drones have on their arms- like they're all different and they don't seem to serve any purpose- they just twitch.

I thought it was a multipurpose tool, which they don't use because of bad writing.

Of course it could just be a vibrator for the queen.

Darth Balls · Post by **Darth Balls** » 2002-12-04 11:17pm

I was thinking you were gonna say Darth Vader vs a cube full of drones, I was still gonna go with Vader.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-05 12:02am

This reminds me... one of my first fanfic attempts:

The Bajoran Incident

<The Executor>

Borg: Umm... Drone, assimilate those humans.
Vader: Drone? Assimilation? Don't you mean disintegration?
Borg: You ARE one of us, are you not?
Vader: (hiss... hiss...) No.
Borg: Assimilate them anyway.
Vader (turns to Fett): What's an assimilation?
Fett: I have no idea.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-12-05 12:07am

Engineer_00 wrote:A typical Borg drone. Darth Lord Vader.

Which do you think contains more machinery and computers?

Probably Vader

Obi Wan Kenobi wrote: "He is more machine now than man twisted and evil"

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-05 12:43am

Vader has way more machinery. And he can still think with his brain.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-12-05 12:46am

Stormbringer wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?
That's wrong. So horribly, horribly wrong.

I don't *even* want to go there...

The Ghey Saberist...

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-05 05:19am

I could never think of Darth Vader as a Queen... the thought makes me shudder.

Would it still be the Dark Side? (or perhaps the Wild Side?)

I far prefer Vader to any of those Borg drones; he's far more his own person, and has my admiration. Though evil, he's entirely rational about it all, and that is what I can respect. Apart from that, who knows any Borg that can choke someone across space (Capt Needha) while on a video communication link with them?

The only Borg I respect is 7 of 9 (but I would rename her 10 out of 10).

May your light sabre never dim...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-05 06:16am

Crayz9000 wrote:This reminds me... one of my first fanfic attempts:

The Bajoran Incident

<The Executor>

Borg: Umm... Drone, assimilate those humans.
Vader: Drone? Assimilation? Don't you mean disintegration?
Borg: You ARE one of us, are you not?
Vader: (hiss... hiss...) No.
Borg: Assimilate them anyway.
Vader (turns to Fett): What's an assimilation?
Fett: I have no idea.

That was a nice snippet there!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-12-05 06:17am

Look at the way a Borg drone walks, almost frankensteinish, Vader can move faster, plus his armor would more or less protect him from attempted assimilations. Let's not forget he could simply make the drones brain or heart explode.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-05 06:28am

Yes, Vader positively glides along, like a... a... well, not a Queen, anyway...

...while the Borg moves along in a similar way to someone who was recently in desperate need of a toilet/restroom/bathroom but didn't make it in time, then suddenly lost all sense of self-esteem, and carried on with what he was doing previously.

I liked the snippet as well!

How about this one?

Borg: Prepare to be assimilated!
Vader: Go away, you twerp!

Did you like it?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-12-05 07:25am

Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?

Vader in drag? if so he really need to loose the black look, gothic is so last year for evil warlords. And besides, Vader has got to learn to acssorise! A ruby red cape to go with his lightsabre.. and his Helmet! oh dear, the coal scuttle helmet is a no no, it just has to go...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-05 10:38am

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?
Vader in drag? if so he really need to loose the black look, gothic is so last year for evil warlords. And besides, Vader has got to learn to acssorise! A ruby red cape to go with his lightsabre.. and his Helmet! oh dear, the coal scuttle helmet is a no no, it just has to go...

Gah, the googles do nothing.

Stop that.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-12-05 05:52pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?
Vader in drag? if so he really need to loose the black look, gothic is so last year for evil warlords. And besides, Vader has got to learn to acssorise! A ruby red cape to go with his lightsabre.. and his Helmet! oh dear, the coal scuttle helmet is a no no, it just has to go...

ROTFLMAO!!

This is not what I had envisioned for the dark lord of the sith if he became the leader of the collective!

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2002-12-05 07:48pm

Neolong wrote

Of course it could just be a vibrator for the queen.

There really needs to be a WTF smiley. Thats just wrong.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-12-06 04:22am

neoolong wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:Queen Vader?
Vader in drag? if so he really need to loose the black look, gothic is so last year for evil warlords. And besides, Vader has got to learn to acssorise! A ruby red cape to go with his lightsabre.. and his Helmet! oh dear, the coal scuttle helmet is a no no, it just has to go...
Gah, the googles do nothing.

Stop that.

*camp voice*Well he did say Queen Vader..what was I supposed to think darling ?

*camp voice*

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-12-06 09:21am

If anyone EVER mentions that phrase again, Hadoken will be the words that you fear beyond anything.

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