Can Vader force-choke Q?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2002-12-17 09:24am

--I think Q would just play along and pretend like he was choking. Then when Vader thought Q was dead, Q would just spring back up and go "TA'DAAH!!"--

Yeah that sounds about right.

--Q = queer--

I think his froofiness makes him the best character on the show. I think it's hysterical how he acts.

Admiral_K · Post by **Admiral_K** » 2002-12-17 05:54pm

Perhaps a transcended Jedi or Sith could do battle with a Q. Afterall, Obi Wan said he would become "more powerful then Vader could possibly imagine". If you ask why they don't use their powers to help the living, perhaps they do not do so for moral reasons or because its not "the will of the force".

Darth Akwat Kbrana · Post by **Darth Akwat Kbrana** » 2002-12-17 06:16pm

Vader can't touch Q, he's just not powerful enough. Nothing in the Star Wars universe is.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2002-12-18 12:53am

Darth Akwat Kbrana wrote:Vader can't touch Q, he's just not powerful enough. Nothing in the Star Wars universe is.

You tell that to the combined might of the mitochlorian collective....

They can knock-up a chick anywhere in the galaxy. Q couldn't even get Janeway... that's sad.

Dark Primus · Post by **Dark Primus** » 2002-12-18 03:10am

Zoink wrote: You tell that to the combined might of the mitochlorian collective....

They can knock-up a chick anywhere in the galaxy. Q couldn't even get Janeway... that's sad.

Thank heavens for that. Imagine Q/Janeway hybrid *Shudders*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-18 03:31am

Zoink wrote:
Darth Akwat Kbrana wrote:Vader can't touch Q, he's just not powerful enough. Nothing in the Star Wars universe is.
You tell that to the combined might of the mitochlorian collective....

They can knock-up a chick anywhere in the galaxy. Q couldn't even get Janeway... that's sad.

Well, we can suppose that Q was trying to get Janeway to do it willingly.

Galaxy · Post by **Galaxy** » 2002-12-18 03:45am

Q would just need to turn himself into a young James Kirk. That way he could get any chick he wants.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-18 03:47am

Galaxy wrote:Q would just need to turn himself into a young James Kirk. That way he could get any chick he wants.

And with Kirk's karma she'll die right after a child is born. Hey, things are looking up already.

Loki · Post by **Loki** » 2002-12-19 08:05pm

Forgive me for returning to the original issue, but I am not that familiar with Q, other than that he is a nearly omnipotent being who likes to jest with mere mortals:

Does Q need to breathe (would Vader's attack matter even if he succeeded)?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-12-19 08:09pm

Vympel wrote:I'm sure Q would have many pithy comments for Vader- his funniest lines were teasing Worf- he'd have a field day with a guy in a walking iron-lung.

Oh yes, Q had much fun with Worf. He greeted him like this once.

Ah, macro head, mico brain, how have you been?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-12-19 08:09pm

Loki wrote:Forgive me for returning to the original issue, but I am not that familiar with Q, other than that he is a nearly omnipotent being who likes to jest with mere mortals:

Does Q need to breathe (would Vader's attack matter even if he succeeded)?

No. Q hid in a warp core and on the E-D's hull during a hide and seek came with a "young" Q.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-19 10:17pm

Alyeska wrote:Oh yes, Q had much fun with Worf. He greeted him like this once.

Ah, macro head, mico brain, how have you been?

"Ah, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately?"

Thing is, Q's comments are spot on when it comes to B&B Brainbug Klingons. Oh, the irony...