Altered Reality: Pechinpah's ST vs. Woo's SW

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 05:55pm

Ok
Sam Pechinpah character's form a starfleet crew:
William Holden: Captain
Ernest Bornine: First Officer
Steve McQueen: Young Rebellious Officer

in a Bar Fight with:
John Travalta: Han Solo
Chow Yun-Fat: Chewie
Tom Cruise: Luke

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-29 10:11pm

John Travolta whips out two blasters, jumps sideways in slowmotion, and guns them all down.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-29 10:32pm

Nevermind, even if they get past the ranged weapons Chow Yun-Fat will rip them apart. Literally.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-12-29 10:44pm

*Tom Cruise puts on a pair of sunglasses, and does nothing for the rest of the scene* meanwhile.........

*Travolta puts out his cigarrette and stares down the trio. In a lighting fast blaze of motion he whips out a minigun and kills them all Rambo style*

meanwhile.........

*Chow Yun-Fat busts a hole through the while and the trio escapes*

THE END

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-29 11:13pm

*Travolta puts out his cigarrette and stares down the trio. In a lighting fast blaze of motion he whips out a minigun and kills them all Rambo style*

That is totally NOT John Woo. John Woo is two pistols. Always.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-12-29 11:19pm

It doesn't have to be damnit! Screw the title! This is my Johnny now!

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-29 11:36pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:It doesn't have to be damnit! Screw the title! This is my Johnny now!

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

*backs away slowly ....*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-12-29 11:41pm

I'm a gnome on the edge! *Grabs Travolta* c'mon Travolta we're goin for a little ride! Woo will never catch me, it will be my glorious showdown, you'll all see! And I'll make lotsa money, and youuuuu can't have it, soooo I WIN!!!!!!!!!

[/insanity] your probably right Vympel, not Woo at all.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2002-12-29 11:48pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok
Sam Pechinpah character's form a starfleet crew:
William Holden: Captain
Ernest Bornine: First Officer
Steve McQueen: Young Rebellious Officer

in a Bar Fight with:
John Travalta: Han Solo
Chow Yun-Fat: Chewie
Tom Cruise: Luke

Teams seem a little bit stacked.....

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-12-29 11:56pm

Earnest Borgnine? Errrrr.....

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Altered Reality: Pechinpah's ST vs. Woo's SW

Altered Reality: Pechinpah's ST vs. Woo's SW

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